American Liberal Idol: Barak Obama ?!?! #
Question: What kind of name is Barak Obama?   Answer: A terrorist name!We spend so much time talking about how the far left liberals in hollywood are destroying the country. But we rarely talk about how the music produced wherever crap ass music like Britney Spears, U2, and System of a Down are produced, are destroying America just as much.

But yesterday, we were all reminded about how... lets call it "MusicTown" cause I don't know where they really live... hates America. They came up with an excuse to... get this... give Barack Obama a Grammy!

What is a Grammy?  It's an award for outstanding music, or apparently in this case for being a liberal poon face. 

I didn't know Barak was a musical performer.  So exactly how did he win this award?  The category he won is called ... "Spoken Word".  WTF?!?  Since when did "speaking" become "music" deserving of an award?  That is some serious hippie crap.  Gimme a fricking break.  President Bush has given 6 state of the union speeches and I haven't heard about him winning a single award for that?   The only explaination is that MusicTown is run by the commie liberals.

When are people liberals going to fall out of love with Obama?  Well I'll tell you what.  It's only a matter of time before we are attacked again by terrorists... and therefore it's only a matter of time before we are attacked by a terrorist named "Barak" or "Obama".  That will make his popularity go WAAAAYYY down.

Think about it this way.  If you were the nicest guy on the plant and you were named Muhammed Bin Ladin, I'm going to bet that on 9/12/01 you were going to get your ass kicked by real American patriots just because your last name is "Bin Ladin".

Same goes for you "Barak" "Obama".  We haven't been attacked by a "Barak" terrorist yet, but how long can you avoid it?

In some ways Barak is like a ticking terrorist bomb just waiting to go off and blow up the Democratic party.  A terrorist named "Barak" could kill 2 birds with one stone by attacking the US to promote his crazy religious ideas and at the same time take down the Democratic party. 

The only problem is terrorists LOVE the Democrats.  So they wouldn't want to do that.  If anything, they would probably want to name themselves George W. Bush III and then carry out their attack in the hopes that stupid voters would think that it was actually President Bush, or the former President Bush (41) who executed the attack.

But I am sorry my friend, voters are not THAT dumb. They won't fall for it.

Nice try though!

In summary:
  • Barak Obama is a terrorist-like name and so he should be treated as such
  • The music industry in MusicTown suck ass and they need to get their phones tapped
  • Terrorists love Democrats
  • Country music is awesome and not lumped in with other liberal forms of music.
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