OsamaLovesObama.com

It is never too early to start smearing your political opponents.

When it comes to Barak Hussein Osama, I have already done everything I can to point out that 1) He is black, 2) He has a Mulsum name, and 3) His middle name is Hussein, just like Saddam, who is one of his heros.

But those are just personal attacks.  We need to start smearing his political record now.

This week, Dick Morris, a truely great political mind and wonderful Republican, pointed out the amazing truth about this "Barak Osama":

He did not introduce a single bill into Congress since taking office. Not... 1.... single... bill!!

Now, of course this isn't true, as Obama was the primary sponsor of 152 bills and resolutions.  But... here is the good news!!!  We can still spread the rumor, and without lying!!!

More after the jump.

So, how can we tell everyone we know, and write in every publication we can find, that Obama has not introduced a single bill since being elected?

It's a little phrase I love... "been reported."

"Been reported" must be a gift from God, because it has been the best friend of Republicans from Bush, to Cheney, to Rumsfeld.

I'll show you how it works...

Obama has not introduced a single piece of legislation since he has been elected. Ok that is a lie... now watch what I do...

It has been reported that Obama has not introduced a single piece of legislation since he has been elected.  And that is true!!!

See how that works???  Isn't that awesome!?!?

Let's try another...with a slight modification on the "reported" meme.

The New York Times reported that WMDs were found in Iraq!

Remember?  Back at the start of the war some people through they had found some WMDs and the NY Times reported on it?  Of course it turned out to be false, but you don't have to bring that up.

Finally, let me give you one more little Barak line you can use, and this one doesn't even rely on lies or the "reported" trick.

You can use this line with your Republican friends, or your liberal coworkers.

Not only has Barak Obama failed to introduce a single piece of legislation on the House floor, but he has no plans of changing this in the future!  Talk about a "do nothing" guy!

You see, as a Senator, Obama can't introduce anything on the House floor, but your stupid friends won't know the difference!

Spread the word! We need to sling mud on this guy till he is black!! Err.... ummmmmm.... I mean, ahhhhhh.  Hold on, let me think about this for a sec..... ...... ..... Ok lets try this again...

Spread the world!!  We need to sling enough mud on this guy that people stop seeing him as a possible president and start seeing him as a black guy!  Does that work?  I think so.