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Last week, the liberal propaganda machine "Newsweek" released some numbers, that they said were a valid poll, that they didn't make up.

Seems believable so far right? But wait to you see what their "poll" showed...

Newsweek claims that their "poll" showed that all 3 Democratic front runners: Hillary "The Hildabeast" Clinton, John "The Crossing Over Psychic" Edwards, and Obama Hussien Obama (notice that I didn't need any nickname for Obama... his middle name "Hussein" is damaging enough), each defeated the 3 Republican front runners in head to head matchups.

You read that correct, they claim that the Democrats beat the Republicans in their poll.

Edwards defeats the Republicans by larger margins than Clinton does: the former Democratic vice-presidential nominee outdistances Giuliani by six points, McCain by 10 and Romney by 37, the largest lead in any of the head-to-head matchups. Meanwhile, Sen. Clinton wins 49 percent to 46 percent against Giuliani, well within the poll's margin of error; 50 to 44 against McCain; and 57 to 35 against Romney.

And what about Osama Obama?

Obama beats the leading Republicans by larger margins than any other Democrat: besting Giuliani 50 to 43 percent, among registered voters; beating McCain 52 to 39 percent, and defeating Romney 58 percent to 29 percent.

As soon as I saw this I realized that Newsweek was making up stuff in order to promote the Al Qaeda agenda!

No sooner did I arrive at that conclusion than my favorite political centrist commentator, Ann Coulter, voiced a similar opinion.

A recent Newsweek poll showing Democrat Barack Obama leading top Republican presidential hopefuls could have been made up and might help al-Qaida, conservative commentator Ann Coulter said in her latest verbal broadside.

Asked by host Geraldo Rivera whether she thought Newsweek would make up the results, Coulter said, "Yes, I do," adding, "In polls where people are actually allowed to vote, Republicans do a lot better."

Well of course we do better in real elections, we have control over the Diebold voting machines!!! Those things are awesome. Anyway, back on topic, Ann is right!  Tell everyone you know that Newsweek has joined the Al Quaeda/Obama alliance and they must be stopped!  Call your Senator and demand an investigation!!