Obama (muslum), Clinton (hellspawn), Edwards (Psychic and host of "Crossing over with John Edwards"), meet your doom!! Fred Thompson is here to save the day!! This guy is sooo awesome, he is Regan 2.0!
Not only is Thompson totally awesome, but this guy is a fricking PIMP!!
First, he got married at 17 to some chick in highschool, so you know he was having tons of sex with an underage girl. I bet that will get him the black vote: they love R Kelly right?
Then, after he got sick of her bitching, he ditched her like a tru player, and started hooking up with tons of girls half his age like this chick, country music (the best kind of music btw) singer, Lorrie Morgan:
After running through countless blondes, Thompson decided to settle down, with a hot ass trophy wife who is OVER 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM!!! OH HELL YES!!
Oh yea!!! Who can top that???
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