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I keep seeing these stupid graphics all over the internet.

What is the point of these?  They are supposed to make you think that the Iraq war isn't worth the money we are paying for it.  But let me tell you, it is WELLLL worth it!  Every dollar!

Think about it...  what IF we sent every kid to a headstart program.  Well, you would have kids growing up in better situations, expecting to have better lives etc.  Who's going to want to live in the ghetto then?  They aren't!  All of a sudden they are going to be like "I am too good for the ghetto" and then they are going to want to move into MY neighborhood!!  Then we are going to get in a legal fight because the board of my gated community is going to be like:

"It's not that we won't allow blacks to live here, it's just that, we aren't interested in you personally living here, and because you are black too that doesn't help things in terms of home values and stuff, you know what I am saying right I mean common brotha you can "dig it" right, it's like think of it this, way one day my kids start hanging out what black kids, the next day its gansta rap, and pretty soon they are getting capped in a drive by!"

So they would call that "discrimination" of course playing the race card, and then we would have a legal problem, and Jessie Jackson would be out in front of my house etc etc etc.

Or take this example:

Oh great that is just what we need, more kids going to college, give me a break.

So what happens when we send more kids to college?  Well first thing is that I am going to have a harder time finding people who are willing to work 60 hours a week for 5.15/hour.  They are going to be like "Thank you for the offer sir, but I have a degree from Purdue University where I majored in industrial engineering and I believe I should receive additional remuneration" and I would be like "God damn you Demon-crats, WTF I need some poor people to do some cheap work, so take this 5.15 and start delivering these pizzas you hippie!".

Not only that, but what happens when all these "college educated people" start trying to take MY job. 

I spent a LOT of money going to private universities, and now some POOR kid gets to come in and have an equal chance for a job like mine just because he "worked hard"!?!?! WTF!!

Finally, think about this.

Barack Obama was once just a stupid black kid with dreams of blowing up American cities in glorious jihad.  We could have dealt with him.  But now, with a college education, he is in a position to possibly take over the world and proclaim America a "Mulsum nation, under Allah, divisible by forces of satan, with no liberity, or justice, for any Christians"!!  All because we let him go to college!

Trust me every dollar spent in Iraq is WORTH it.

Plus, my oil futures are through the ROOF!!! HAHAHAHA OH YES!