Gay Marriage Is Destroying Straight Marriage#

When California started letting the homosexuals to marry, I knew it was the beginning of the end for marriage in general.  What married couples have is special, (used to be special) and now that it has been tarnished, why bother?  Might as well just get a divorce. 

Think about it. 

Remember when you were 15 and you were about to get your first car.  Your dad said you could have any car you wanted so long as it was under 200k and street legal?  Remember those days?

You thought long and hard and finally arrived at your decision: a Mercedes Benz SLK.  It was so awesome.  You never wanted to part ways with that car.

But now, imagine that Pedro the mexican kid who got a "Scholarship" to attend your private school (and who also did your family's yard work) ALSO got a Mercedes Benz SLK.

Then, owning the SLK would be basically meaningless!  Why bother owning a car like that if people like Pedro own the same car?  It's pointless.  You might as well just smash it to pieces for the hell of it rather than continue to own the same car as a person like Pedro.

The same thing applies to marriage.  I don't even want to be married anymore.  It's like I had this thing that I could hold over homosexuals and be like "See?  I am better than you because I am not disobeying God" and now I don't have that anymore.  Instead, now we are BOTH married.  It's almost like somehow I am a little bit homosexual myself just for being married.  All the gays are getting married... I am married.... does that make me a little gay??  That really pisses me off.  I'll have to talk to a lawyer.

 

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