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For some reason McCain agreed to be in a dance off with Obama.

I think this was a bad idea.  Obama is black.  McCain is white.  I think we know which race is better at dancing, just like we know that blacks can run faster and whites are smarters.  Dancing is something blacks just do better.

But I give McCain credit, he really did a lot better than I expected.

These real Americans are Christians who love America (Palin and McCain supporters).

They know what happens when you run a negro who isn't a first stringer.  The guy is related to terrorists!

We are going to win this election by a landslide.  Remember, we have God on our side!

We knew McCain was going to win this debate, but I don't think anyone realized how bad McCain would destroy Obama.

It was a total ass kicking.

McCain was basically toying with Obama all night. 

He even got Obama to acknowledge that McCain supporters want him to be killed!  If Christians Republicans want Obama dead, you know he must be a terrorist agent of Satan!  That is Check and Mate!

So how bad did McCain beat up on Obama?

Don't take my word for it, check out these polls:

Who did the best job in the debate?

Republicans

McCain (R) 68
Obama (D) 18

That's right!  Among Republicans, 68% thought McCain won the debate!  That is a great %!

MediaCurves.com has it even stronger for McCain:

Among Republicans 70% felt that McCain won the debate as opposed to 18% for Obama.

Thats right!  Only 18% of Republicans thought that Obama won the debate!!

McCain beat Obama sooooo bad, that he was able to have a little fun and make fun of Obama's big lips and tongue:

That was so classic!

I think voters really liked what they saw.

The best part is when McCain nails Obama on his new taxes for Joe the Plumber:

Brilliant.

Get ready America for President John McCain!!  YEAH!!!

For some reason people are upset about this billboard:

What?

You can't put a totally truthful billboard up these days without the blacks and the gays getting mad?

What if they put up a billboard that said:

"John McCain is an American hero, and is the most deserving person to be president of the United States, a country he loves, unlike Obama who is a mulsum."

Would THAT billboard cause a problem too??  It's 100% truthful as well!

I just don't get blacks and gays.  They both have it so good. 

In order to keep my quality of living, I had to go to a private university for my undergraduate degree, and then to another private university for my graduate degree.  It cost my Dad countless thousands of dollars!

What do blacks need to do to keep up their quality of living?  Just fill out a form for welfare and food stamps!  How easy is that??

Gays too.  Think about all the money that my wife wastes on crap.  Gays will never ever have that problem!  They get to keep all their money!  It's perfect.

So when I see a billboard like this, I think they should just keep quiet and not speak out.  That is what the founding fathers would want.

Deep down, they know McCain is the best choice.

Deep down, they know McCain is the best choice.

Finally people are starting to react properly to Obama and his supporters.

This guy deserved it.

The article stated:

'He was telling me that he was going to kill me.

'I couldn't believe it was happening - and just because I was wearing an Obama T-shirt. He was trying to make me walk somewhere quieter, saying: 'I've got something for you,' and 'I'm going to kill you.'

You might say, "But LAK, this guy was shot just for wearing a TShirt."  Yes this is true, but you need to think about it in Biblical terms.  Obama is probably the Anti-Christ (93% confidence level), so fighting against him and his supporters goes beyond the laws of man and direct to the laws of Jesus.  Mainly, you must ignore the 10 commandments when you are fighting Satan, less Satan take over the world!

But, if you are an Obama supporter, you don't have to fear being attacked... just repent and support Jesus/McCain.  Problem solved!

I was sent this graphic from the McCain camp and told that I could post it on my site.

I am so proud.

Just 400 more points and I earn a coffee mug!

Did you see Sarah Palin (the future VPILF) win the debate tonight?  She was AWESOME!!

Ok.  I'll admit I didn't watch the debate.

I was going to watch it ... really.

But then...

I saw it.

How could I NOT watch Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed???

It was AWESOME!!!  I learned how to do so many tricks!

Of course, I won't ever do them, because that's witchcraft, and magicians should be stoned, but man it was cool.

So, even thought I didn't watch the debate, I know what was said... let me recap:

Palin:  I will fight for every day Americans

Biden: I love Al Queda, homosexual marriage, and I want our troops to die in Iraq so that I can use it as a talking point to get elected.

Palin:  I love America, and I trust in God.

Biden:  I hate America and wish I lived in France.  There is no God, and if there was I would worship Satan.

Palin:  I want to give tax cuts to all Americans.

Biden: I want to take all your money and force you to live next to blacks and mexicans.

etc.

So you see, Palin won.  End of discussion.

Fareed Zakaria has written a new piece for Newsweek where he makes the claim that:  McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as VP is "fundamentally irresponsible!"

Oh really???

Well you know what I call fundamentally irresponsible!?!! 

How about the fact that someone named Fareed Zakaria has a job working for Newsweek???

How about the fact that he looks like this:

How about the fact that he speaks with an accent, and yet is allowed to comment on US issues?

How about the fact the his guy is not in GITMO right now??

How about the fact that any day of the week, this guy or one of his family members, might be allowed on the same flight you are on!!??

THAT is what I fundamentally irresponsible!

I'm an American, a Republican and a Christian, and I don't take kindly to brown skinned, accent speaking, mulsum worshiping foreigners bad mouthing America's greatest hero of the past 100 years: John McCain!

Most artists are homosexual pusillanimous bastards.  That we know.

But when you find a *real* artist who is a solid Republican, you need to do what I did: hire him to make a painting for your library.  Well, to be honest I was first going to put it in my library, but I am never in there, so I put it in the east wing foyer where more people will see it.

Have you ever seen something so amazing?

Alan Greenspan is one crazy old man.

What I mean is...

He is super old, and therefore super crazy.

Just look at this dude:

Personally I don't think anyone over 65 should be allowed to work in the federal governemnt.  Old people are just clueless and don't really understand anything.

For example, recently he made the totally crazy statement that we are in for a once-in-a-century economic crisis.

Come again??  Has he not been watching TV lately?  John McCain has been saying over and over and over that our economy is fundamentally strong.

Did you hear that Alan?  "Fun-da-ment-ally stroooooooong".

Greenspan didn't stop there... he had even MORE crazy things to say.  For example, he said that giving tax cuts to weathly Americans, while at the same time borrowing billions from the Chinese, would be a BAD idea!  I guess this guy really hasn't been hearing McCain talk at all. 

Who is this guy?  What makes him qualified to make these wild and crazy predictions?  The liberal media just tries to find some old guy who used to work for Bill Clinton or something and then they convince him to say the economy is bad and that is "news"?

Let me ask you this... if it IS news, then why isn't FoxNews reporting on it??

Check and mate.