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How old is the Earth?

This is a question that lots of scientists waste their lives trying to figure out. It's a pointless exercise, especially when we already know the answer: 6000 years.

It's so simple, even Children's coloring books get it:

When I look at this picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur, only 2 things come to mind:

1) Damn, Jesus was fricking AWESOME!!

2) Jesus is sure like John McCain in a LOT of ways.  I bet if Dinosaurs were still around, John McCain would ride them too.

 

We already knew Obama was a liar.  That is why God shamed him and marked him with colored skin.

But now we have proof!  Behold Obama's birth certificate!

Now all along Barack has said his name was "Barack Hussein Obama" but it turns out it was all a lie!

His real name is....

Barack Hussein Obama II

That's right, he is a Jr!!!

We can't have a Jr in the White House!!!  We believe in originality in the United States.  There has never been a Jr in the White House, and if Jesus has anything to say about it, there never will be!

 

I got this email today.  It shows what appears to be an artists rendering that Obama had comissioned to show how he will redesign the White House.

This is terrible!  How could he do this to our Capital of our Christian Nation?!?

As I said before, there is a lot of evidence that Obama is really just a single man (or maybe partnered with Michelle) Al Qaeda sleeper cell who was instructed to take over the White House and America from inside and turn it Muslum!

I have seen some evidence that suggested that Obama had a special "timer" setup by Osama bin Ladin to trigger Obama into action.  The suggestion was that the trigger was "Once McCain says 'my friends...' 1000 times on CNN begin your mission" and I happen to have gone back and checked and it all matches up.  Just 5 days before Obama announced McCain went on CNN and said "My friends, there is no doubt that we will be out of Iraq within 6 months" and that was his 1000th time saying "my friends".  I think that is more than a coincidence.

As a Republican, I can say that I am 100% behind George Bush and John McCains decision to torture people who may or may not have information and/or committed or have been accused of committing, or have the same name as someone who may have committed a crime.

Liberals want to "put them in jail" and "allow them to know what they are being charged with" and "let their family know where they are."  Screw that! 

Who cares if we end up torturing some "innocent people."  After all, who is an "innocent person" anyway?  Liberal act as if it is just random chance that gets these people picked up.  It isn't random!!!

God made me born in the United States because I am a good person.  God made those hethens born in that shit hole called the rest of the world because they are NOT holy!!  You liberals think that just someone born in Iraq could be "innocent" even if they ADMIT they worship ALLAH!!! 

So as far as I am concerned, any "a-rab" that gets tortured probably deserved it, and I am glad to see that George W Bush and John Q. McCain agree with me.

No, a film production company called "Amnesty International" has produced some kick ass videos for 2 reasons.

1) Show Americans how sweet it is to waterboard some muslum who doesn't worship God.

2) Show Muslums what to expect if they ever come into contact with Americans (people of God).

So, enjoy!

AWESOME!!!  The music is sweet and I love how that guy is being drowned!!  Praise Jesus!

 

WARNING: The following post contains muslum language.  For those of you who agree that looking at this type of writing can cause illness or other harm to come to those of us who are pure of heart you should not read any further!

I wrote an article the other day about how the Jews were doing us proud by getting their military together to kick poor people their land when we can use that land for something better.

But in the comments I found this horrible message:

I guess not even the good internets are safe anymore!

I am flying to DC later today to meet with some people from DHS to talk about what kind of threat this may pose to our country.

Thankfully I have a full set of web logs to help the NSA and CIA find these terrorists and torture the hell out of them!

 

This is NOT TRUE!!!

Barack does NOT beat Paper, or McCain!!!

I bet this was made by a terrorist!

 

I go on the Internets to look up some news on how well Iraq is going and what do I see for a headline?

Muslims more numerous than Catholics: Vatican

WTF!!

What are we supposed to be doing now you might ask.  Well I have some suggestions we can start on right now. 

First, we can keep up the Bush policy of bringing the war to the Muslums wherever they may be, wheather it be Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Australia or even Birmingham!  If we can bomb these people back to the stone age, or earlier, that will put a big dent in their numbers.

Just think about it!!!  This article says there are 1.3 Billion Muslums.  Bush has single handedly reduced that number by at least a million!  We need to keep that up!

Second, we need to stop getting in the way when these guys want to kill each other.  They call it "genocide", but I think we should call it "population management."  Just let them slaughter each other: no need for the UN "peace keepers".  In fact we should arm both sides, and let them go at it!

Finally, stop sending them aid in the form of food and medicine!!  If we can let 10% of them die from starvation, and another 10% from aids and other stuff, we will be going in the right direction!

I have been saying it for years now, and it is finally happening.

In the United States, over the last 50 years black women have produced an average of 9 chidren (with some popping out as many as 38.  38 babies!!!), thanks to welfare programs that Bill Clinton (hell spawn) designed to give them more money for making more babies.

Add that to the fact that illegals are flooding into the country, 10 or sometimes even 15 per car!

Add that to the fact that because of the so-called "coffee shops" like Starbucks, more Americans are considered "Latte Sippers" than at any other point in our history!

Add that to the fact that in some places (blue states) it is "ok" to be gay.  People will actually admit in public that they are homosexuals, and they seem to think that they should not be in stoned for this?!

Plus, thanks to the Democrats, more and more muslum terrorists are flooding into the country, settup up "sleeper cells" where they sit and wait for their chance to attack.  But in the mean time, they have nothing better to do that use our resources and work for the Barack Obama campaign.

So what is the end result??

THIS!!!!!

Well are you happy yet?

Do you really want Satan to take over Earth, because based on how many of you are saying you are "Democrats", it sure looks like you do.

 

Finally the media is catching on!

I have been screaming it for years now that Barak Hussein O(b)sama is really just working for Al Qaeda, and it is very nice to see other media outlets picking up on this very important piece of information.

For example this article entitled: Are Americans So Bored With Reality Television They'd Put a Black Islamic Extremist in the White House?

To Islamic extremists (like there is any other kind!), watching Senator Barak Hussein Obama parading around on TV is just like looking into a mirror. "Muslims (or Islamists) are born into Islam by blood," says Pastor Deacon Fred, "Being Islamic is like being diabetic – you got yourself a disease that is carried in the blood! Amen? It is just like Jewish folks are born Jewish and coloreds are born colored. Sure, some people think they can convert to Judaism or stay out in the sun long enough to make folks think they are Negroes, but Jews and colored folks don't really welcome them as true Jews or coloreds.

Finally word is getting out!!

We need to keep up the momtum. Tell everyone at your Church!! Just ask them, "Hey Fred, do you think we should elect a president who wants to have us all executed for believing in Jesus Christ? Well, then you better not vote for Barack Osama!" That should get the point across.

Are these the new brochures that Obama is distributing?

 

Tom Tancredo is a Republican we can all be proud of. I think this guy is making a really strong case for being the VP of the United States!

His message is clear. If you don't vote Republican, a dark skinned foreigner (terroist) will come to the places where your children play, and blow them up with a bomb.

You have only ONE chance to save the lives of your family: Vote Republican!



Unless you like terrorists and want to die, then go ahead and vote for a guy who's name sounds like that of a terrorist, like Barack Hussein Osama!

 

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

I am not exactly sure what this is, because the website appears to be in Barack's native language, Jihad.  However, I am 99.99% sure that this shows the soon-to-be-released "Barack 2008" poster, depicting Barack on a horse in front of the White House after he has won the election.

Something tells me God won't ever let this happen.  True evil like Obama and the terrorists can never win in the end.

Thank God for Dick Cheney.

 

I think anyone who did any drugs when they were a teenager should be thrown out of the country!! You think George W. Bush would have ever done anything so stupid?? Of course not!

Just in case there was any doubt in the mind of a suspected terrorist, we will torture you. There is no doubt about it; no need to be coy. Jesus is not happy that you are a terrorist, or that you might be a terrorist, or even that you have possibly been accused of maybe knowning someone who could be a terrorist, or even if you are just a Muslum.

There is no excuse. You could have proven you were not a terrorist before you were snatched by the CIA, so why didn't you do any of them?

Did you change your name, from something terrorist sounding like "Bairak Osama" to something "US friendly" like "George Washington."

Did you donate to the Republican National Committee or GOP.com (God's Own Party)? $2000 would go a long way to show you are Pro-America and Pro-Bush.

Did you give up Muslumism and join a Christian Church? Why not? You want to go to hell??!?

So, if you don't do these things, what can you expect?

The documents show that detainees were hooded, gagged, strangled, beaten with blunt objects, subjected to sleep deprivation and to hot and cold environmental conditions.

"There is no question that U.S. interrogations have resulted in deaths," said Anthony D. Romero, Executive Director of the ACLU.

The autopsy reports list deaths by "strangulation," "asphyxiation" and "blunt force injuries."

So remember, if you think that someone might consider you to be a terrorist suspect, and you don't want to be tortured to death, you might want to take some steps now to avoid the pain!!

Praise the lord!

 

For those who haven't read the story in the LA Times, here is a link: Obama The Magic Negro.  I have skimmed the article, and they are basically saying that Barack thinks he has "magical powers" to make normal God loving americans vote for him.

Barck calls it "magic", I call it, "Satanic worship."

So if you read between the lines, Barack is basically ADMITTING that he worships satan.  Shocking!

Watch this video that Al Sharpton put together.  Even Al Sharpton doesn't want this man elected.  Who wants a satanist in the White House?  Al Qaeda, thats who.

 

This article has me wanting to slit my wrists and accept the sweet embrace of death, rather than believe that this could be true:

Republicans defect to the Obama camp

Defect??

People defect from terrible countries who have leaders that control their lives and throw people in jail for no reason, like North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, and France!

Republicans have no interest in controling anyones lives! We just want to set up some ground rules: 1) No sex before marriage

2) Must be a Christian (this is a no brainer)

3) Must support the President and The Troops

4) No abortion or birth control

5) Must denounce evolution

It's that simple, other than that, you can do whatever you want!

Oh, and when it comes to throwing people in jail for no reason, we HAVE a reason when we throw people in jail: we have reason to believe, or someone else has made a claim, that the person may be a terrorist! Clearly, this is a good approach to make sure we stay safe.

And, why Obama? How could any Republican join forces with him??

It's like, Jesus is up on the cross and instead of dying for our sins he jumps off the cross, does the "devil horns" sign with his hand, and is like "Taste my lightning fuckars!!" and then blasts everyone in the crowd into bits with his lightning blast. Then he joins forces with the devil and destroys the world.

It's exactly like that.

Obama may very well destroy this planet, and instead of standing on the said of Good, of Decency, of Kindness, of Christianity, of George W. Bush, these so called "Republicans" are siding with Muslums, with evil, with people named "Hussien", and with the Al Sharpton types.

All I have to say to those people is this: when you die, don't be suprised when the devil welcomes you at the gates of hell. And don't be suprised if the devil looks just like Obama.

My buddy Liberal Ball Kicker has emailed me this great news... looks like the Secret Service is closing in on Obama!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/05/03/obama.protection/index.html

Obama is being placed under Secret Service protection. I think that can only mean that the CIA is trying to get people close to Obama to intercept his communications with Osama (aren't they like brothers or something). That is the only possible reason, because there's no way Bush, the best and biggest terrorist target, would give up his own Secret Service agents to protect someone like Obama, a known terrorist, and someone who the terrorists love and would never hurt. I'm expecting to see in the news in a few days, CIA operatives link Obama to 9/11!

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LBK

 

Thanks Liberal Ball Kicker!! 

Secret Service: Go Get Obama!!

Obama loves to talk about how he is fluent in "Indonesian."  I guess that is where he is from: Indonesia, which I think is somewhere in South America near the Congo or something.

But, FoxNews was able to find out that it is a LIE!!  A LIE!!!!!

Israella Pareira Darmawan, Obama's 1st-grade teacher, said she attempted to help him learn the Indonesian language by going over pronunciation and vowel sounds. He struggled greatly with the foreign language, she said, and with his studies as a result.

So, Mr. "I am fluent in Indonesian", here is a little message from America.  Speak English or GET OUT!!

You think we want a president who won't even speak our own language??  Take a look a history bub.  George W. Bush is one of the most skilled speakers of all time!  He doesn't just "repeat" words that other people say, he is able to craft his own right out of thin air.  Words like "strategerize" and "mis-underestimated" don't just make themselves.

And what is this I read about your studies suffering?  Does that mean you were not a great student?  If you were not an A student, then what makes you think that you can be our President?

George W. Bush went to Harvard you know!!  Where did YOU go to school?  Indoneisian State University, home of the "Fightin Natives?"

Please... You will never have what it takes to be President, because you hate this country.  If you didn't hate the United States, then why did you spend part of your life living somewhere else?  If you paid any taxes while you lived there, you were contributing to terrorism, and thus, should be conviced of treason!

 

I just came across this picture from FoxNews.

Can you believe that Obama "... wants to play chicken with our troops"?

This is terrible!!

Where is the "Imus Rage" over this Mr. and Mrs. Liberal Media???

I will once again call on Obama to announce in public the amount of campaign contributions that came directly from terrorists. The public deserves to know!

I heard a rumor that Barack just hired this guy to help run his campaign.

Does Obama agree with this man?  I'm not sure, but until I hear him specifically denounce these statements, I am going to assume he does agree, 100%.

 

A short while back I asked this question:

Does Obama really stand for Free Speech, or will they remove my posting, just because it is of questionable truth.

Well, today we have our answer.

Barack Obama has had my blog turned off.

Just try to access it: my blog.

You will see that they have turned it off!!!  Why?? 

Could it be that I struck home with my recent post asking how much of Obama's $25M was contributed by terrorists like Osama Bin Laden?

When Ramadan (it's like the Muslum Christmas) comes around, does Barack get his daughter presidents like these?

I heard someone say that he got them "Fulla" dolls (pictured on left).

In the last year or so, Barbie dolls have all but disappeared from the shelves of many toy stores in the Middle East. In their place, there is Fulla, a dark-eyed doll with, as her creator puts it, "Muslim values."

If this is true, then I think it is really terrible!!

Why would a person who wants to be President of the United States be teaching his children that they should blow themselves up killing as many Americans as possible if they really want to get into heaven! 

That just isnt' the way a Christian would act, and here in America we are a Christian Nation!