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I think anyone who did any drugs when they were a teenager should be thrown out of the country!! You think George W. Bush would have ever done anything so stupid?? Of course not!

This article has me wanting to slit my wrists and accept the sweet embrace of death, rather than believe that this could be true:

Republicans defect to the Obama camp

Defect??

People defect from terrible countries who have leaders that control their lives and throw people in jail for no reason, like North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, and France!

Republicans have no interest in controling anyones lives! We just want to set up some ground rules: 1) No sex before marriage

2) Must be a Christian (this is a no brainer)

3) Must support the President and The Troops

4) No abortion or birth control

5) Must denounce evolution

It's that simple, other than that, you can do whatever you want!

Oh, and when it comes to throwing people in jail for no reason, we HAVE a reason when we throw people in jail: we have reason to believe, or someone else has made a claim, that the person may be a terrorist! Clearly, this is a good approach to make sure we stay safe.

And, why Obama? How could any Republican join forces with him??

It's like, Jesus is up on the cross and instead of dying for our sins he jumps off the cross, does the "devil horns" sign with his hand, and is like "Taste my lightning fuckars!!" and then blasts everyone in the crowd into bits with his lightning blast. Then he joins forces with the devil and destroys the world.

It's exactly like that.

Obama may very well destroy this planet, and instead of standing on the said of Good, of Decency, of Kindness, of Christianity, of George W. Bush, these so called "Republicans" are siding with Muslums, with evil, with people named "Hussien", and with the Al Sharpton types.

All I have to say to those people is this: when you die, don't be suprised when the devil welcomes you at the gates of hell. And don't be suprised if the devil looks just like Obama.

This is a great clip from the most recent Democratic "debate".

The moderator asked which of the Democrats would be supporting Dennis "The Evil Elf" Kucinich in his bid to have Dick Cheney impeached?

(Crickets)

Now, I was suprised to see that Obama didn't raise his hand.

Unlike most of the people running for President, Obama is not an American, is not white, and he is not a Christian (he is apparently Muslum as it has been reported that he attended a Madrassas which some translate as "Terrorist training academy for the glorious benediction of Allah and destruction of vile Zionist entity").  So while most Democrats and Terrorists hate Dick Cheney for spreading freedom and doing such great work for the United States, there are some commonalities between white American Christiand people like John Edwards, who himself is best known for his communications with the dead during his famous show "Crossing Over with John Edwards".

So I fully expected Obama to stand in support of overthrowing our Government, but his refusal shows that he is going for something even greater.  He has his sights set higher than just getting Cheney thrown out, more than just getting Bush thrown out, he wants to take over the government and install an Muslum Theocracy, or provide universal health care, either one will do.

And he won't stop until he has done it!  Where will my corporate profits go when this happens??  What will God do if a Muslum is elected?  Will he destroy the planet?  I think so!

We have to make sure, for our own survival, that Obama is not allowed to destroy this planet!!

 

Obama loves to talk about how he is fluent in "Indonesian."  I guess that is where he is from: Indonesia, which I think is somewhere in South America near the Congo or something.

But, FoxNews was able to find out that it is a LIE!!  A LIE!!!!!

Israella Pareira Darmawan, Obama's 1st-grade teacher, said she attempted to help him learn the Indonesian language by going over pronunciation and vowel sounds. He struggled greatly with the foreign language, she said, and with his studies as a result.

So, Mr. "I am fluent in Indonesian", here is a little message from America.  Speak English or GET OUT!!

You think we want a president who won't even speak our own language??  Take a look a history bub.  George W. Bush is one of the most skilled speakers of all time!  He doesn't just "repeat" words that other people say, he is able to craft his own right out of thin air.  Words like "strategerize" and "mis-underestimated" don't just make themselves.

And what is this I read about your studies suffering?  Does that mean you were not a great student?  If you were not an A student, then what makes you think that you can be our President?

George W. Bush went to Harvard you know!!  Where did YOU go to school?  Indoneisian State University, home of the "Fightin Natives?"

Please... You will never have what it takes to be President, because you hate this country.  If you didn't hate the United States, then why did you spend part of your life living somewhere else?  If you paid any taxes while you lived there, you were contributing to terrorism, and thus, should be conviced of treason!

 

I heard a rumor that Barack just hired this guy to help run his campaign.

Does Obama agree with this man?  I'm not sure, but until I hear him specifically denounce these statements, I am going to assume he does agree, 100%.