Norawy gonna burn!!#

This comic is GREAT and speaks The Truth.

To answer the question, of course they speak Norwegian in hell.  There are so many of them there, they would have to.

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Friday, June 19, 2009 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Finally some good Rap music#

"Rap" music has never really caught on anywhere outside of gang infested slums where the negros shot each ohter on a daily basis, and so rightfully it has been labeled as the music of the devil.

But now, finally, we have some quality rap music to listen to thanks to the new rap group, The Young Cons, who are fully backed by rap expert Michael Steel.  Lest you think Steel isn't a rap expert, just google a picture of him and I think you will see I am right.

But for how, I give you, The Young Cons:

 

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Sunday, May 31, 2009 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Project 912 Glenn Beck Teabagging!#

Finally, a group of people on youtube who are making sense!!

That guy is right, it's all about marketing. With his marketing and speaking skills, he could be the next president of the United States!

Does anyone know how we can get in touch with him!?

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Monday, April 13, 2009 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Hitler gave great speeches too...#

I need to find these shirts and buy like 7 of them!

Honestly, is there anything of major difference between Hitler and Obama?

Other than the fact that he is black of course.

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Wednesday, April 08, 2009 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

I am not following the Republican strategy these days#

Can someone explain to me how this helps our party to have our Boner dressing up like a clown when addressing the media?

I don't get what they are going for...

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Friday, April 03, 2009 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

If Athiests Ruled The World#
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Monday, March 30, 2009 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Numbers Dont Lie!#

Numbers don't like people (even if Math Sucks and has a liberal agenda)!

Look at the arrows on the right!

Bush did better in all of these categories, PLUS he was able to cut spending by $128 Billion + $1.3 Trillion = a reduction in spending of $1.428 Trillion Dollars!!!

Thank you Bush!  I am still holding out hope that you will start a coup and take over the country from the anti-christ! 

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Monday, March 16, 2009 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

How to get Iraqis to not hate us.#

This soldier shows you exactly how you get Iraqis (and also your wife/children by the way, but thats a different topic) to really love you.  It's called "tough love".

We need to get more guys like this to communicate with the Iraqis and with other foreigners around the world.

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Monday, March 09, 2009 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

HIV Plot#

HIV-Blood Plot to Kill Obama

Odds are that Obama is already HIV positive.  Most bisexuals are, and Obama must be at least part homosexual with how he seems to love the gays.

So I don't see how this really counts as a "plot."

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Friday, February 27, 2009 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Obama and his supporters, face to face#

Congrats Julio.  You helped elect a terrorist.

Can I just say 2 things?

1) Why do we let the uneducated minorities vote in this country?  The result is always terrible.  You get these stupid people picking who should be president and their vote counts as much as mine does!!  I think we need to restructure the vote in 1 of 2 ways.  Either a) You vote with your IRS statement in April, and your vote is weighted based on how much money you make, so that the smart/wealthy will get a stronger vote, and b) voters must be land owners and they can vote 1 time for each parcel of land they own.  I think either of these would work wonders to help people people like Julio from screwing up our government.

2) Why hasn't anyone arrested this guy?  He is clearly an illegal!!  I don't know any real Americans who work at McDonalds.  You have to speak spanish for that!

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Thursday, February 26, 2009 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Stay away from me you gay scientists!!!#
Gay scientists, no doubt with the aid of the Osama administration, have identified a "gene" (as if those are even real) which they say leads to Christianity.

They want to remove this gene, thus forcing us to join them in Hell!!!

So how do you make someone not-Christian? Hmmmm, think about it. Who are "not Christian"? THE GAYS!!! They are trying to undo our Christianity by making us GAY!!!!



Stay away from hospitals no matter what you do!! Even if you are very very sick, don't go to the hospital. It will be a perfect time for them to inject you with their gay, making you "not christian" and forcing you to an eternity in the fires of the underworld!
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Yahoo you are all right by me!#

I have written before about how Google is an evil left wing terrorist helping organization and how every God fearing Republican should use Ask.com for all their searching needs:

Google Now Directly Aiding Terrorists!

Ask.com Gets It Right Again!!! Jesus was White!!1!111!

Finally Google Gets Something Right!! Barak Osama is a Terrorist!

Google Has Gone Too Far!!!

Ask.Com "Gets It."

http://www.liberalsmustdie.com/CategoryView,category,Google.aspx

http://www.liberalsmustdie.com/CategoryView,category,Ask.com.aspx

But now it looks like another search engine is interested in the traffic of us REAL Americans, Yahoo.com.

Yahoo had this headline today:



Thank you Yahoo for doing your part to link Barack HUSSEIN Obama and his partner in jihad, Obama Bin Laden.... oops!! I did it too :) I'm sooooooo sorry.

God will reward you Yahoo.  Trust me, because I speak for Him.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Obama Quotes#
Just listen to Obama's short interview that he gave yesterday. His answers are provided as direct audio links to make sure nothing is taken out of context:


Q: President Obama, thank you for taking the time for this short interview. Now that you are President, is it what you thought it would be? Is it hard being President?"

A:

Q: Yes, many people in the southern states thought that might be the case.

A:

Q: Well, actually I have been "in the tank for Obama" for years now. As a journalist, it's pretty much part of the job right? I mean, I and many of my colleagues have compared you to Jesus in newspapers across the country. What do you think about Jesus? How do you compare to him?

A:

Q: Ok thanks for taking the time here today. Listen, do you think I could have a couple of those fries you are eating? I haven't had anything to eat since last night and I really starving...

A:



I am not suprised!

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Friday, February 13, 2009 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Obama is a Dick!!#

Was that necessary??  What a dick!!

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Thursday, February 05, 2009 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Obama Heroin#

"Police seize Obama brand heroin"

Great.

I guess this is what you get when you elect a black guy president.

Jesus told us "You can take the coloreds out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the coloreds."

Should we have expected anything different?

Obama brand gay condoms.

Obama brand illegal drugs.

What's next?

Obama brand Korans?

Obama brand abortion kits?

Obama brand science books?

You wanted this America!  Now you have to deal with it!

 

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Monday, January 26, 2009 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Presidential Drive-By#

We know the blacks love drive-bys.

For those of you who live in Real America, far from the ghetto, a drive-by is nothing like a drive-thru. 

A "drive-by" is where some black "thugs" drive past some others and pull out their guns and start shooting each other. 

It's a "coming of age" thing for black people, kinda like first communion for us.

Well, it appears that Barack Hussein Obama is no different when it comes to drive-bys, but as president he has the ability to make sure he never loses one of these ghetto turf wars:

The only question I have is: Will Obama use this gun on innocent whites?

I think we know the answer....

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Obama Begins Assault On The United States#

I have been saying for over a year now that if Obama were to be elected President, he would work as a sleeper agent for Al Qaeda, and attack our country from within.

But not even I believed that he would launch the attack so openly and so quickly.

Just moments after being sworn in, all TV networks caught sights of Obama led military firing on the capital:

The assault has begun!

Why is no one reporting this??

Oh, wait, we are relying on the "Liberal Media" to report that Obama has launched an attack on the United States.  Good luck getting those commie bastards to report this news.

Call everyone you know and tell them: "Get your guns, because the government is coming!!".

 

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

As expected Obama will soon be up some guys butt#

I knew this would happen, I called it.

Obama will soon be inside the butt of some homosexuals.

I think I want to die.

 

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

No time for updates#

I haven't had any time to update this blog recently.

I am so filled with hate I am worried about what will happen if I try to post something on here.  I might end up beating my wife again.  I'm really trying to cut down on that.

And don't get all in my face for beating my wife ok?  Screw you!  The Bible clearly gives me the right to beat my wife all I want.  I can even stone her if I see her eating shellfish, and just last week she ordered a lobster when we went out for dinner ok, so you see I am really letting her crap slide a lot lately.

So I just want to let everyone know that I am doing ok, I haven't moved to another country or anything like that, but if someone knows of a country where Christianity is law, I might consider it.

I only say that because I think the odds are about 50/50 that the US is blown up by God in the next 4 years, and also probably 50/50 that Obama enslaves the white people just like his buddy Mugabe in Zimbabwe, and also probably 50/50 that Obama makes everyone convert to his religion, Muslumism.

And, if you need proof that God is allowing us to suffer for our decision to elect Obama, you only need to look at the MN senate recount, where Democrat Al Franken has taken the lead over my good friend Norm "Stormin Normin" Colman.

I hate you democrats.  I will be laughing with Jesus at you when you burn in hell.

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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Oh My God! I Am Going To Be Sick!#

Whoever made this video, and whoever watched it, is doomed to eternity for sure unless they repent their sins and donate some money to the Palin 2012 campaign.

http://palin2012.com/

Anything less would mean a direct ticket to HELL!

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Sunday, November 30, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Damn It I Knew This Would Happen#

DAMN IT!

 

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Suck it feminazis!#

Oh you feminazis.  God hates you so much, and now he is letting you have it.

Only a few months ago it seemed that Hillary Clinton (aka The Hildabeast) was about to become leader of the free world.

Now, news organizations are reporting that she has accepted a job as a secretary.

Hahahaha.  How does that feel?

God just gave you women a hint as to your place in this world: helping the men run things.

It's not me saying it.  It's God!

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

I've been saying it for years!#

I can't believe the mainstream liberal media handed our country over to Barack Osama.

So what is up with Newsweek running this story NOW??

Ok, first of all the answer is:  OF COURSE HE IS!

Second, why did you wait until NOW to start asking this question?  I have been saying this for years!!!!!

We have turned our country over to Satan and soon God will punish all you who voted for this Demon spawn!!!

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Monday, November 17, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Voter Discrimination#

This is terrible!

This average Republican guy wanted to vote for President Bush in the 2008 election, and the people their refused to allow him to do so! 


Their logic is terrible!!  They told him that Bush is not allowed to serve a 3rd term.  Oh yea??  Well let me ask you this you liberal dumbasses.... who made up that rule?  I'll tell you who, the people.  We live in a DEMOCRACY where we have FREEDOM.  If you want to live without freedom than move to Europe or even France, but here we are free.

So, if Bush got 51% of the vote this time, obviously that is what the people want, and they would HAVE to have let him in.

I wonder if people were not turned away if Bush could have won re-election.  Probably.

Damn liberals.

 

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

I think I'm Gonna Be Sick#

I think I'm gonna be sick.

I want you to think about this....

Think about it hard....

News organizations are reporting that foreigners all over the world are CELEBRATING Obama's victory.

You read that correctly.... they are actually publically celebrating this.

These people aren't Americans.

They are foreigners.

They don't speak English.

They get 2 months vacation time a year.

They get their healthcare paid for.

They speak different languages.

Some speak more than 1 language.

They have dark skin (some of them).

They aren't Christians.

Some are even Muslums!

Some are even ATHEISTS!!!

SOME ARE EVEN SOCIALISTS!!!!!

SOME ARE EVEN HOMOSEXUALS!!!!!!

SOME ARE EVEN FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!

SOME ARE MUSLUM ATHEIST SOCIALIST HOMOSEXUAL FRENCH EXTREMISTS!!!!!!

And they are CELEBRATING this Obama victory.

Take a step back and just THINK about that.

Disgusting... it makes me want to puke!

If I were God I would smite the liberals immediately.  Why doesn't he????

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Friday, November 07, 2008 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

How#

How did this happen?

Has God given up on us for even allowing a negro mulsum to run for President?

Has Satan won the battle for Heaven because of the atheists?

Is God punishing us for all the homosexuals in the united states??

Will God perform a miracle and undo the election reslts?

I need to think about this a little.

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Wednesday, November 05, 2008 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

Your Soul Depends On It#

The choice is clear.

You can vote for McCain, and spend eternity in Heaven:


Or you can vote for Obama and spend eternity in Hell:


The choice is yours.

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Tuesday, November 04, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

My Wifes Car#

Do you guys like my wifes car?

I thought I would put a picture of it up so you can see how you should be supporting McCain if you want to go to heaven. 

(Click for a larger version)

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Monday, November 03, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Diebold in action#

As I mentioned before, we (Republicans) have received millions in campaing contributions from Diebold, and in turn we have bought billions worth of their voting machines.

Now we have some sweet video showing just how sweet it works.

This guy tries to say it is "not calibrated" but notice when he clicked "All Democratic" it switched to "John McCain"!?!!"  HAHAHA



McCain 08 baby here we come!
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

My thoughts on Democrats#

Basically, they are all negro loving terrorist lovers, who will only love terrorist homos if they are the same sex as they are because they love homosexuality almost as much as they hate Christianity and God and Christians because we disagree with them on their love of Mulsimism and mexicans and the mexican language as well as Europe and France in specific, mostly because they are all commie bastards over there, which is exactly what the dumbass democrats seem to love these days, so long as they they are getting it up the butt from some muslum terrorist who hates Jesus and isn't going to stand up for the 2nd amendment, which gives me a constitutional right to own a 50 caliber machine gun that I mounted to the top of my house to defend it against the dark skinned people who are going to be coming after my stuff if Barack Osama wins, which I know won't happen because God is on the side of good, just, white, christian republicans and Satan is on the side of those dark skinned homosexual deviants who he has marked with dark skin so that all would know that he has placed his hold on their souls, which will go straight to hell when they die for hating Jesus and for killing millions of babies and for speaking ill of President Bush who was picked by God to lead our country into a great war against the arabs which will result in the end of days as the earth is cooked in hell fire from a hundred thousand nucular bombs!

And Al Franken is a fag:

 

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Amazon Knows#

Under pressure from the elite of this country (Demoncrats) Amazon.com has had to reclassify their Barack Obama mask.  Before you could easily find it by searching for "terrorist costume".  Now I can't find it anymore!!  I tried searching for "Uppity negro" and "Sleeper Cell Terrorist" and even "Communist Costume" and I still can't find it.

It used to be easy (click on the image for a larger picture):

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Monday, October 27, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Ace in the hole#

Over the last few weeks, people have been questioning me as to why I am 100% sure that Barack Obama is going to lose on November 4th.

The answer is simple.  God will not let a black muslum hethen satan worshiping terrorist become president of His chosen country.

But the answer is a little deeper than that... so allow me to elaborate.

Jesus once said "Stone the homosexuals who shall lay with other men and let them die in pain knowing that their family and seed will also be stoned for their sodomism".   But he also said "God helps those who help themsevles."  Thus, Diebold was born.

Diebold is a company that provides "top quality" election equipment to republican run counties!  But, here is where God helping us comes in, there is no way to verify who voted for who!  :)

Even if devil worshipers WANT to vote for Obama, our friends at Dieblod won't let them make that mistake.  Just read these stories of West Virgina votes being "switched" to McCain from Obama.  Now listen, I won't make a big deal of the fact that these people were trying to elect a terrorist, but then they shouldn't make a big deal of Diebold trying to help them do the right thing by changing their vote to McCain!

This is the great thing about Diebold!  Diebold gives Republican candidates lots and lots of campaign contributions, Republicans force their counties to buy lots and lots of Diebold machines, Diebold machines switch votes to Republicans to make sure they are elected!

It's like the cycle of life.  Beautful!

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Monday, October 27, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Dance Off? Not Fair!#

For some reason McCain agreed to be in a dance off with Obama.

I think this was a bad idea.  Obama is black.  McCain is white.  I think we know which race is better at dancing, just like we know that blacks can run faster and whites are smarters.  Dancing is something blacks just do better.

But I give McCain credit, he really did a lot better than I expected.

 

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Thursday, October 23, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Barack Obama is really not white#

When is this ad going to start running??

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Thursday, October 23, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Listen To This Real American#

Just listen to this southern bell by the name of Tracy.  She knows what is most important in this election.  It isn't picking the guy who is going to help her husband keep his job, it's keeping a guy with a name like "Obama" out of the white house.

Tracy: I can't imagine a President of the United States being named President Obama. I really have a problem with that and I'm not the only one.

Q: Because that means what to you?

Tracy: His background. A mother that was atheist. Huh, that really gets to me. A father that was a Muslim. That should get to everyone.

Tracy, bless your heart!  Jesus will support you for voting against the devil.

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Monday, October 20, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Americans Aint Buyin It#

These real Americans are Christians who love America (Palin and McCain supporters).

They know what happens when you run a negro who isn't a first stringer.  The guy is related to terrorists!

We are going to win this election by a landslide.  Remember, we have God on our side!

 

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Thursday, October 16, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

McCain Wins Final Debate#

We knew McCain was going to win this debate, but I don't think anyone realized how bad McCain would destroy Obama.

It was a total ass kicking.

McCain was basically toying with Obama all night. 

He even got Obama to acknowledge that McCain supporters want him to be killed!  If Christians Republicans want Obama dead, you know he must be a terrorist agent of Satan!  That is Check and Mate!

So how bad did McCain beat up on Obama?

Don't take my word for it, check out these polls:

Who did the best job in the debate?

Republicans

McCain (R) 68
Obama (D) 18

That's right!  Among Republicans, 68% thought McCain won the debate!  That is a great %!

MediaCurves.com has it even stronger for McCain:

Among Republicans 70% felt that McCain won the debate as opposed to 18% for Obama.

Thats right!  Only 18% of Republicans thought that Obama won the debate!!

McCain beat Obama sooooo bad, that he was able to have a little fun and make fun of Obama's big lips and tongue:

That was so classic!

I think voters really liked what they saw.

The best part is when McCain nails Obama on his new taxes for Joe the Plumber:

Brilliant.

Get ready America for President John McCain!!  YEAH!!!

 

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Thursday, October 16, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Nobody Fucks With John McCain!#

I couldn't have said it better myself:

 

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Foreigners Hate Palin, Americans Love Her#

Real Americans hate foreigners.  They are stupid, they are foreign, they seem to love universal healthcare, and they don't like our wars.  So screw em! 

So if the foreigners like a candidate (they looooooove Obama) they it clearly means he is anti-American.  And when they don't like a candidate, well, then you KNOW that candidate is a real American.

Just watch how these dumbass foreigners rip on Palin.  Looks like she is going to be getting all our votes afterall!

 

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Billboard of Truth#

For some reason people are upset about this billboard:

What?

You can't put a totally truthful billboard up these days without the blacks and the gays getting mad?

What if they put up a billboard that said:

"John McCain is an American hero, and is the most deserving person to be president of the United States, a country he loves, unlike Obama who is a mulsum."

Would THAT billboard cause a problem too??  It's 100% truthful as well!

I just don't get blacks and gays.  They both have it so good. 

In order to keep my quality of living, I had to go to a private university for my undergraduate degree, and then to another private university for my graduate degree.  It cost my Dad countless thousands of dollars!

What do blacks need to do to keep up their quality of living?  Just fill out a form for welfare and food stamps!  How easy is that??

Gays too.  Think about all the money that my wife wastes on crap.  Gays will never ever have that problem!  They get to keep all their money!  It's perfect.

So when I see a billboard like this, I think they should just keep quiet and not speak out.  That is what the founding fathers would want.

 

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Sunday, October 12, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Science Is Evil#

Just see what they might be planning.  You can't trust science or scientists.

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Sunday, October 12, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Fans Booo Obama As Palin Drops Puck#

Just listen to the fans booooo Obama as Palin takes the ice:

 

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Sunday, October 12, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

More Video From Obamas Church#

Disgusting... (if you can't see the video, click here)

 

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Sunday, October 12, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

The Dow: Its Over 9000!!!!!#

Our economy is doing GREAT!  Don't listen to the liberal media, the Dow is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

This link expands the current status of the Dow:

http://over9000.ytmnd.com/

 

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Thursday, October 09, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Democrats have McCain on the brain!#

Deep down, they know McCain is the best choice.

 

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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Democrats have McCain on the brain!#

Deep down, they know McCain is the best choice.

 

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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Richest Ever!#

We are the greatest and richest nation ever!

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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

McCain Wins Debate Against That One#

Well we all knew it was coming.... another landside victory for McCain.

The best part of the debate was when McCain referred to Obama as "That one".  Brilliant!

I can't wait to hear more about "That one" and it looks like McCain will be using that line a lot more:

A Republican official emails, on background:  The most memorable line of the night belonged to John McCain. McCain pointed out that “That One” vote for the 05 energy bill. Look for Republicans to note in coming days that “That One” also voted for higher taxes at least 94 times; “That One” has associations with unrepentant terrorists, etc…

 

 

Guess what That-One, you are going down (to Hell).

 

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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Progress#

Finally people are starting to react properly to Obama and his supporters.


This guy deserved it.

The article stated:

'He was telling me that he was going to kill me.

'I couldn't believe it was happening - and just because I was wearing an Obama T-shirt. He was trying to make me walk somewhere quieter, saying: 'I've got something for you,' and 'I'm going to kill you.'

You might say, "But LAK, this guy was shot just for wearing a TShirt."  Yes this is true, but you need to think about it in Biblical terms.  Obama is probably the Anti-Christ (93% confidence level), so fighting against him and his supporters goes beyond the laws of man and direct to the laws of Jesus.  Mainly, you must ignore the 10 commandments when you are fighting Satan, less Satan take over the world!

But, if you are an Obama supporter, you don't have to fear being attacked... just repent and support Jesus/McCain.  Problem solved!

 

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Tuesday, October 07, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

100 Maverick Points#

I was sent this graphic from the McCain camp and told that I could post it on my site.

I am so proud.

Just 400 more points and I earn a coffee mug!

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Sunday, October 05, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Number 1!! Number 1!!#

We are number 1!

Never before in history has a country been so amazingly successful that it was able to carry a debt of 10 trillion dollars.

To give you and idea, this is what 10 trillion dollars looks like:

$10,000,000,000,000.00

How much is that really?

It's about $34,000 per person in the US.  SWEET!!

Now liberal pussies will say that this is a BAD thing... but think about it.

If you are a normal American, you might have $15k in credit card debt.  But, if you are really rich, you might have $800k in credit card debt.

You see?  The more debt you have, the better off you are!

i.e. we are better off than any country has ever been!

Thank you Bush.  Thank you McCain!

 

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Friday, October 03, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Cubs Turn To Satanist Priest#

The Chicago Cubs were the odds on favorite to win the World Series this year.

But that wasn't enough for them.  They needed to do something to increase their chances.

They should have turned to Jesus and God, and asked for victory.  But they knew....  They KNEW that God would smite them down because they are spawn from the same evil city that has spawned the most evil person to walk the earth since Hitler, and the man who many believe is in fact that Anti-Christ: Barack Obama.

So, knowing that God would reject them, they decided to turn to evil.  That evil came in the form of a Satanic Priest!

Rev. James L. Greanias, who is a "Greek Orthodox" priest was called upon to bless the dugout with "holy water."

Ladies and Gentlemen, this so called "priest" doesn't even celebrate Easter on the right sunday!  We have Jesus, they have Zeus, I think you know which one is real and which isn't.

So, should we be suprised that the cubs have been utterly destroyed in the first 2 games after turning to Rev Greanias and Zeus?  NO!  God and Jesus won't stand for that kind of nonsense, and they are letting the world know that there is only 1 true God, and that god is God (and Jesus).

 

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Friday, October 03, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Palin Wins Debate!#

Did you see Sarah Palin (the future VPILF) win the debate tonight?  She was AWESOME!!

Ok.  I'll admit I didn't watch the debate.

I was going to watch it ... really.

But then...

I saw it.

How could I NOT watch Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed???

It was AWESOME!!!  I learned how to do so many tricks!

Of course, I won't ever do them, because that's witchcraft, and magicians should be stoned, but man it was cool.

So, even thought I didn't watch the debate, I know what was said... let me recap:

Palin:  I will fight for every day Americans

Biden: I love Al Queda, homosexual marriage, and I want our troops to die in Iraq so that I can use it as a talking point to get elected.

Palin:  I love America, and I trust in God.

Biden:  I hate America and wish I lived in France.  There is no God, and if there was I would worship Satan.

Palin:  I want to give tax cuts to all Americans.

Biden: I want to take all your money and force you to live next to blacks and mexicans.

etc.

So you see, Palin won.  End of discussion.

 

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Friday, October 03, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Kids are so cute#

This kid makes me wish I had some little Bill'Os running around my house.



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Thursday, October 02, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

A-Rabs!#

I don't know why this women, who is clearly a Republican, is saying that she wants Hillary to win, but her comments about the A-Rabs and Blacks are right on the money!


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Wednesday, October 01, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Fundamentally Irresponsible?#

Fareed Zakaria has written a new piece for Newsweek where he makes the claim that:  McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as VP is "fundamentally irresponsible!"

Oh really???

Well you know what I call fundamentally irresponsible!?!! 

How about the fact that someone named Fareed Zakaria has a job working for Newsweek???

How about the fact that he looks like this:

How about the fact that he speaks with an accent, and yet is allowed to comment on US issues?

How about the fact the his guy is not in GITMO right now??

How about the fact that any day of the week, this guy or one of his family members, might be allowed on the same flight you are on!!??

THAT is what I fundamentally irresponsible!

I'm an American, a Republican and a Christian, and I don't take kindly to brown skinned, accent speaking, mulsum worshiping foreigners bad mouthing America's greatest hero of the past 100 years: John McCain!

 

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Palin Can Multitask#

When I first saw the cover of The New Yorker I thought they were just saying that Palin has done a wonderful job watching over Alaska has the greatest Governor they have ever had (and clearly the hottest Governor!!), but they seem to be neglecting her amazing foreign relations experience.

But I was wrong!!

Take a closer look:

That is RUSSIA!! 

You see, Palin was keeping track of both Alaska AND Russia at the same time!

Clearly she is the most experienced VP pick of all time!  I can't wait for the VP debate when she gets to smack down that dumbass Joe Biden.

 

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

McCain WON THE DEBATE!#

I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN!!!!

MCCAIN WON THE DEBATE!!!

HE KILLED OBAMA!!!

IT WAS A 100% SLAUGHTER OF MUSLUM IDEAS!

MCCAIN IS THE BEST!!

OBAMA IS AN IDIOT!

MCCAIN IS GREAT!

OBAMA IS MUSLUM!!

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Saturday, September 27, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

McCain has won the debate!#

In times like these, we need a leader who is sure of himself. This is John McCain.

McCain knows that no matter what, he will win the debate tonight. So why not start running ads today that declare him the winner?  I call that "forward thinking".  

Jesus once said "why put off till tomorrow what you can do today" and this is exactly what McCain is doing, declaring victory today, rather than wasting an entire day before declaring the win tomorrow.

We know now that the Republican presidents are picked by God to lead the world: George Bush told us that, so my guess is that God has already told McCain all the questions in the debate so he can have the answers read in advance, thus guaranteeing a win in the debate.

The big question is, will Obama deny that he is a mulsum tonight??  I hope the moderator will ask him if he loves Iran more than America.... that will make for some good television!!!

 

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Friday, September 26, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

My new piece of art#

Most artists are homosexual pusillanimous bastards.  That we know.

But when you find a *real* artist who is a solid Republican, you need to do what I did: hire him to make a painting for your library.  Well, to be honest I was first going to put it in my library, but I am never in there, so I put it in the east wing foyer where more people will see it.

Have you ever seen something so amazing?

 

 

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Friday, September 26, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Timeout!#

Ok my friends... hold on now...

We got some problems in our economy (caused by Obama) and I think that we all need to take a break from the campaign and work on the economy for a while.

But noooooo.  Obama wants to keep the debate on friday!!  How is John McCain supposed to focus on campaigning AND the economy at the same time??  Do you think George Bush ever has to focus on 2 things at the same time?  NO!  So why should John McCain?

By reusing to reschedule the debate, Obama has just proven that he hates America, hates our government, hates the economy, hates white people (because whites have jobs that are impacted by the economy taking a dump), and hates women.

So Obama, why are you such a racist?

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Thursday, September 25, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Obama Caused Mortgage Crisis!!! #

I bet recently you have been hearing a lot about how McCain's chief economic advisor Phil Gramm caused the mortgage/banking/insurance crisis via his bill that removed regulations on those industries to help protect peoples investments.

I have to admit, the liberals make a good argument (even if it is not true).  They basically try to convince you that 1) McCain and Gramm pushed through deregulation 2) Deregulation caused the recent financial meltdown, (and here is the leap of logic) so therefore McCain and Gramm helped cause this disaster.

How stupid do they think we are?  Just because you helped pass a law doesn't mean you are *for* that law!  For example, John McCain said he wouldn't vote for his own immigration bill.  See?

But if you get some lib up in your face about how Bush and McCain caused the economy to die in America, just point them to the facts: Obama caused the financial crisis!

"Home mortgages have been a political piñata for many decades," writes Stan J. Liebowitz, economics professor at the University of Texas at Dallas, in a chapter of his forthcoming book, Housing America: Building out of a Crisis.

Liebowitz puts forward an explanation that he admits is "not consistent with the nasty-subprime-lender hypothesis currently considered to be the cause of the mortgage meltdown."

In a nutshell, Liebowitz contends that the federal government over the last 20 years pushed the mortgage industry so hard to get minority homeownership up, that it undermined the country's financial foundation to achieve its goal.

See that?

The reason we are in this giant problem isn't because of McCain and Bush, it is because of Obama and the other blacks (and/or mexicans) who go out and buy houses!

I know that legally black people can own property, and I think changing that would be pretty hard to do in the short term, but isnt' there anything we can DO???  First they killed home values by buying houses in nice neighborhoods, forcing everyone to move if they still wanted to live in a crime free neighborhood, and now they have killed our economy!  Something must be done, what can we do?

 

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Great New McCain Ad!#

This ad is great:



I like how they drive home the Muslum part.

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

McCain 13 - Obama 1. HAHAHAHA !!!#

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

McCain kicks Obama's ass in so many categories.

Who is more fit to lead?  Who is healthier?  Who is smarter?  Who loves America more?  Who loves Jesus more?  Who does Jesus love more? etc.

Now we have another category: Who has more pimp rides?

Answer:  McCain has 13x more cars than Obama!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHA 13 times more!!

You know you suck at life when you and your wife only own 1 fricking car.  They are a 1 car family!!! HAHHAHAHAHA!!!  Obama you are so pathetic.

Do you know ANYONE (in the US) who only owns 1 car and isn't on welfare?  Me neither!

I even heard a rumor that Obama sometimes BIKES places!!!  No I don't mean a motorcycle, I mean a BIKE, like what you rode around when you were like 12 years old!! HAHA.   What is this, France???  HAHAHHAA Obama you evil muslum tool.  You can't get Osama Bin Laden to spring for an extra couple cars so you can fit in with us here in America?

Now, to be fair, I only own 4 cars, and I have to admit that I actually have friends who only own 3 cars (they don't have any kids, so it's cool with me).  But to only own 1 car is down right unamerican!

Obama, come back when you can afford a few of these:

(PS Obama BLOWS!)

 

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Monday, September 22, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Greenspan knows nothing#

Alan Greenspan is one crazy old man.

What I mean is...

He is super old, and therefore super crazy.

Just look at this dude:

Personally I don't think anyone over 65 should be allowed to work in the federal governemnt.  Old people are just clueless and don't really understand anything.

For example, recently he made the totally crazy statement that we are in for a once-in-a-century economic crisis.

Come again??  Has he not been watching TV lately?  John McCain has been saying over and over and over that our economy is fundamentally strong.

Did you hear that Alan?  "Fun-da-ment-ally stroooooooong".

Greenspan didn't stop there... he had even MORE crazy things to say.  For example, he said that giving tax cuts to weathly Americans, while at the same time borrowing billions from the Chinese, would be a BAD idea!  I guess this guy really hasn't been hearing McCain talk at all. 

Who is this guy?  What makes him qualified to make these wild and crazy predictions?  The liberal media just tries to find some old guy who used to work for Bill Clinton or something and then they convince him to say the economy is bad and that is "news"?

Let me ask you this... if it IS news, then why isn't FoxNews reporting on it??

Check and mate.

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Monday, September 15, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

It's 9/11!!! HIT THE DECK!!#

I have been following the news of John McCain aka "Maverick", so closely, I didn't even realize what today is:

9/11

However, I am always prepared.  I setup special annual alarms in my house that go off each 9/11 to make sure that I don't forget.  So thankfully, I am safe.

I write this blog from my bunker in the basement of my house.  I paid Pedro, the guard for our gated community, an extra $10 to be SUPER alert today, but I bet he just sent the money back to his family in Mexico and is going to NOT have a raised awareness as is needed.

Anyway, I am bunkered in, but I am still very concerned.  I have no idea where Barack Obama is today.  WHERE IS HE DAMN IT?!?

His websites tells you his schedule pretty much all the time, but I went to his site and couldn't find any info about here he is!! 

He could be in my city!

He could be in YOUR city!

Do you know if your family is safe?  Barack could be in your town RIGHT NOW!

Listen to the news (FoxNews) for updates on where Obama might "strike"!

 

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Ghostbusters 3? Jesus is a ghost! A HOLY GHOST!#

I am disgusted to learn that development has started on "Ghostbusters 3."

Why does this disgust me, and why are the writers, directors, and stars of this new movie all going to hell?

Because Jesus is the Holy Ghost!

You wanna go "bust" Jesus huh?

I think we know where you stand on Jesus, Ghostbusters.  You want to see him "busted"!

Well guess what, YOUR going to be the one "busted" when satan dines on your entrails as you writh in agony in the pits of HELL!!!

 

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

WE ARE BACK#

During the Democrat convention, liberal hethens broke into my data center, and STOLE MY SERVER!!

They are going to BURN IN HELL!

I will write more about the story of how these atheists attacked God and McCain by stealing my server right at the wrong time, but guess what homosexual lovers?

I have the power of God behind me!

So is it any surprise that I am back online?!?  NO!!!

You gonna burn in hell!  And when McCain is elected, I will be asking him to come after ALL liberals and show them what it is really like to be tortured.... er, I mean "aggressively interrogated."

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Obamas Mama was TRASH!#

Just a daily dose of TRUTH from The Hon. James David Manning, PhD of Atlah World Ministries!

I can sum it up this way:
Obama's Mama was TRASH.
Liberal Medias daughters are probably homosexuals and hethens too, so we need to flush it out into the open.
Bristol Palin is 100000 times greater than the trailer trash garbage known as Obama's Mama!

 

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Obama is like Hitler but without Jesus#

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Friday, August 22, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Leave Barack Alone? HELL NO!#

This homosexual thinks we should leave Barack alone. What do I think? I think it is our duty as Americans and as Christians to smear Barack every chance we get.

If we keep throwing enough mud on this guy, something will stick, and even if it doesn't, it keeps him out of the press.  Renewable energy, reducing taxes on the middle class, healthcare for everyone, bringing our troops home etc.  These are NOT things we want the public talking about.

So do your Republican duty today: tell at least 10 people that you heard a rumor that Barack is a mulsum, and/or is going to surrender to terrorists!

 

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Thursday, July 31, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

You Want To Get Stabbed?#

Watch out for the darkies if Barack Obama wins, they will be looking for revenge for all that slavery nonsense and they will want to take it out on your family, with knives and guns.

It's crazy really.  99% of negros had it better as slaves.  The were given work, and in return they got good food and a roof over their head.  NOW they are living in poverty and can't get a job and are just shooting each other and getting shot by the police.  I bet they wished they were slaves again.

 

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Thursday, July 24, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Anyone know anything about this interview?#

This is the first I have seen of this Good Morning America interview.

We all know McCain has a bit of a temper problem, so I am glad to see that he is becoming more at home in front of the camera.

 

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The Respect Bush Deserves#

Finally the people of San Francisco are giving George W. Bush the respect he deserves.

A San Francisco measure seeking to commemorate President Bush's years in office by slapping his name on a city sewage plant has qualified for the November ballot.

The measure certified Thursday would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

This is really a good sign for the country.

The number of liberals, homosexuals, atheists and hethens in San Francisco is among the highest in the world.

If we are winning the PR battle there, it looks likke this will be a pretty nice year for John McCain and God and a bad year for Barack Obama, Osama Bin Laden, homosexuals and Satan!

 

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Monday, July 21, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

McCain, Can I Be The First?#

I know that McCain doesn't have many supporters, so I would like to offer to be the first person listed on the webiste:

http://www.johnmccain.com/supporters/


 

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Sunday, July 20, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Not Funny#

I saw this today on one of the bad internets.

This kind of joke is not funny because it is not true!

Priests are men of God, they would never do such a thing!

No man would ever engage in homosexuality unless he really wanted to burn in hell.

 

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Friday, July 18, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

McCain Learning To Use Computers#

It's true that John McCain doesn't use computers, doesn't send emails, and has to rely on his wife for help using the computer.  But, he "is aware of the internet" so that's good.

Even better, it appears McCain has turned to the experts to learn how to use one of these fancy new computer machines!  McCain will be using Video Professor to learn how to turn on a computer, and he hopes to be "getting online by himself" sometime in the future!

Just look:



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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

A Look At President Obama#

Apparently there is a great news publication out there called The New Yorker.  Normally I would never read anything from New York as that is one of the focal points of a) democrats, b) homosexuals and c) jews, but I guess I have been really missing out on a great fair and balanced look at politics!

For this latest issue, they have investigated what an Obama presidency would look like and here is what they came up wth:

Notice that Obama appears to have changed back into his favorite clothes: muslums attire.  Also Michelle is now free to take out her black anger in a militant way.  Notice the "terrorist fist jab" they are doing???  They appear to have decorated the oval office with pictures of their mentor: Osama Bin Laden, and they keep warm by burning American flags.

It's good to see that the media is finally picking up on what I have been saying all along!

 

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Monday, July 14, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Weak Dollar? No way!#

My liberal "friends" (liberals I know that I haven't been able to be arrested by the NSA yet) keep talking to me about how Bush has destroyed the dollar, and that "the dollar is weaker than ever".

Allow me to present evidence to prove you wrong!  Here is a chink (from China, not a Korean chink) using a single US dollar to break 8 chopsticks.  He used the dollar after this video to pay for dinner for everyone there.  Why is our economy so great and theirs is so bad?  It's because they decided to  work with the Democrats in Germany back in 1940.  Democrats in German is Nazis.  The Chinese decided to bomb us so now look at them, how pathetic.


Dude Breaks 8 Chopsticks With A Dollar - Watch more free videos
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Israel Prodding U.S. To Attack Iran#

"Israel's message is simple: If you don't, we will. "

Please please please please please please please please.

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

God Arrested For Selling Cocaine Near Church??#

Someone sent me this link, all I can see is the headline that says "God Arrested For Selling Concaine Near Church!!!"  The rest of the page is not loading for me!!!!!  OHHH I hate the evil internets.  I wouldn't have this problem if the tubes weren't getting all stuck with stuff.

Can anyone tell me what the article says?

Did God say anything to his followers?

Did he have a message about voting for John McCain?

When will the rapture be???

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

John McCain Is Just Smart Enough#

If there is one thing that Liberals will never understand, it's that God is real and they are going to hell.

But, if there is a second thing that they will never understand, it is that being smart isn't a good thing.

Liberals LOVE to act as though being smart and educated is a positive, when we Republicans know that it just makes you a damn fool!

Think about this... you get a Republican who goes to a Christian school, gets a high school education maybe, gets married at 19, has 3-4 kids by the time he is 21, works on the farm or at the ol'mill, drives a pickup truck (milage be damned!) and you ask him some questions...

Q: Is God real?

A: Hell yeaw He real.  And I'll kick the crap outta any queer who say he aint!  (correct)

Q: What is the most dangerous treat to our nation?

A: The damn Mexicans that keep comin up round these parts.  Takin our jerbs and speakin their damn mexican languages.  If I see one those wetbacks playing soccer I am gonna get my shotgun and run them outta town!  (correct, Barack Obama would have also been a correct answer)

Q: Was invading Iraq the right decision?

A: Fuck yea!  That bastard bomd our country and I say good riddens.  And to all the pussies who are upset about it I say we just nuke the whole God Damned camel jockey land.  There aint nothing but jews and muslums there anyhow.  (correct)

Q: Who you going to vote for?

A: John McCain, who else, the muslum?  (correct)


Now, you take a standard liberal who has graduate degrees and is a "scientist" or something and ask him the same simple questions.

Q: Is God real?

A: Well that is a deep philosophical question that many a great man has pondered over the..... blah blah blah.  The point being, he isn't sure.  (wrong, God is real)

Q: What is the most dangerous treat to our nation?

A: Well based on the most recent reports from the current NIE I would have to say that short term our most dangerous military threats are from North Korea who recently created a nuclear bomb while we were busy in Iraq, and Pakistan, who posesses hundreds of nukes and whos country is composed of radical islamists.  Economically our most dangerous threat is from China and the EU who continue to pass us by economically.  Long term, I think our biggest threat is that of global warming.  (wrong, possible correct answers were, Iraq, Obama and muslums)

Q: Was invading Iraq the right decision?

A: Well, given the benefit of hindsight I think we can clearly say that the Iraq war was a mistake to go into espically now that we know how the current adminitration mislead the.... blah blah blah.  (wrong, it WAS the right decision)

Q: Who you going to vote for?

A: Well, because Healthcare is very important to me.... (we had to cut him off there, because he was just going to be wrong again, the right answer is McCain).

Which brings me to my main point:

So you can see that being smart is not an advantage but a disadvantage!!

Liberals are trying to make it very public that "John McCain finished in the bottom 1% of his graduating class" because they think that it will make people think he isn't smart.

First of all liberals, being smart is a bad thing, as I have proven above.

Second, the American people are dumb.  They won't understand your mathmatical "bottom 1%" jargon.

Third, your math on the "bottom 1%" isn't even correct, seeing as how he graduated 894/899, which means there were 5 people out of almost 900 who did WORSE than he did!!  So obviously he isn't the "bottom 1%" when there are 5 guys who did worse than him.

Fourth, are you not aware that the greatest President this country ever had was a poor student?  That's right, George W. Bush was a C student!  So by that logic, John McCain will be an even GREATER President than Bush!

Fifth, smart people are not street smart like John McCain.  When the President is negotiating a trade deal, do you want a President who will use "communication" and "smarts" to get the deal done, or would you rather have a guy who will call his wife a cunt just to rattle the other people in the room?  I want the guy who will hold no punches, literally.

We want the class clown, the bully, the tough guy.  We don't want the class president, the smarty pants who went to a fancy school.  Got it?

 

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Monday, June 23, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Gay Marriage Is Destroying Straight Marriage#

When California started letting the homosexuals to marry, I knew it was the beginning of the end for marriage in general.  What married couples have is special, (used to be special) and now that it has been tarnished, why bother?  Might as well just get a divorce. 

Think about it. 

Remember when you were 15 and you were about to get your first car.  Your dad said you could have any car you wanted so long as it was under 200k and street legal?  Remember those days?

You thought long and hard and finally arrived at your decision: a Mercedes Benz SLK.  It was so awesome.  You never wanted to part ways with that car.

But now, imagine that Pedro the mexican kid who got a "Scholarship" to attend your private school (and who also did your family's yard work) ALSO got a Mercedes Benz SLK.

Then, owning the SLK would be basically meaningless!  Why bother owning a car like that if people like Pedro own the same car?  It's pointless.  You might as well just smash it to pieces for the hell of it rather than continue to own the same car as a person like Pedro.

The same thing applies to marriage.  I don't even want to be married anymore.  It's like I had this thing that I could hold over homosexuals and be like "See?  I am better than you because I am not disobeying God" and now I don't have that anymore.  Instead, now we are BOTH married.  It's almost like somehow I am a little bit homosexual myself just for being married.  All the gays are getting married... I am married.... does that make me a little gay??  That really pisses me off.  I'll have to talk to a lawyer.

 

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Top 10 things about liberals#

A big thanks to my friend "Greeky" for sending me this awesome image:



Greeky is awesome.

As a young adult, this guy actually took out a loan to buy powerful paintball gun.

Now I would have preferred that he bought a REAL gun so that he could shoot any foreign bandits coming through the area, but who could have forseen the future when the same type of evil foreigners would actually be on the verge of taking over the White House?

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

I'm Voting Republican#

You all need to check out www.ImVotingRepublican.com.

They have a great video explaining why we need to vote for Republicans!

 

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Obama Lied About His Name!!!!1!1!11!!11 #

We already knew Obama was a liar.  That is why God shamed him and marked him with colored skin.

But now we have proof!  Behold Obama's birth certificate!

Now all along Barack has said his name was "Barack Hussein Obama" but it turns out it was all a lie!

His real name is....

Barack Hussein Obama II

That's right, he is a Jr!!!

We can't have a Jr in the White House!!!  We believe in originality in the United States.  There has never been a Jr in the White House, and if Jesus has anything to say about it, there never will be!

 

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

McCain Is A Foreign Policy God!!#

The most important thing, aside from forcing our Children to worship Jesus Christ for their own good, that a President can do, is to be a master for foreign policy.

People in the Obama campaign keep saying that he will be ok with foreign policy, but just because you are a foreigner, have a foreign name, are a secret muslum, and have relatives who came from Africa, doesn't mean you are qualified to deal with foreign issues because to YOU those issues would not be foreign policy, they would be homeland policy!

Just think about how confusing it will be for Obama in meeting with the Department of Homeland Security! He will keep thinking they are talking about defending Africa or Iraq!  "No Barack, the United States is the homeland we keep talking about, not your Muslum country of berth."

Just listen to this clip of him talking about his meeting with German President Vladimir Putin!



Does Obama know German President Putin?? I bet not!!

In fact, they asked Obama if he knew the German President and he said "Are you talking about Koehler or Chancellor Merkel?" HAHHAAHAHA No Barack you dummie. We are talking about German President Vladimir Putin!!

HAHAAH Barack you are dumb!  You moran!

 

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Obamas White House#

I got this email today.  It shows what appears to be an artists rendering that Obama had comissioned to show how he will redesign the White House.

This is terrible!  How could he do this to our Capital of our Christian Nation?!?

As I said before, there is a lot of evidence that Obama is really just a single man (or maybe partnered with Michelle) Al Qaeda sleeper cell who was instructed to take over the White House and America from inside and turn it Muslum!

I have seen some evidence that suggested that Obama had a special "timer" setup by Osama bin Ladin to trigger Obama into action.  The suggestion was that the trigger was "Once McCain says 'my friends...' 1000 times on CNN begin your mission" and I happen to have gone back and checked and it all matches up.  Just 5 days before Obama announced McCain went on CNN and said "My friends, there is no doubt that we will be out of Iraq within 6 months" and that was his 1000th time saying "my friends".  I think that is more than a coincidence.

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Friday, June 06, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

KKK Endorses Obama???? NOOOOO!!!!!#

What has this world come to?

6 years ago we were basking the in glow of a Republican dominated government.  Everything was great!  We were starting wars, gas prices were on the rise, stock market was up, employee wages were down, Democrats were peeing their pants at the tought of trying to argue with Dick Cheney.

Now, 6 years later, look at what we have become. 

Can you think of a more Republican group than the KKK?  You could argue the NRA or NAMBLA are more Republican than the KKK, but they are right up there.

And now what do we have??  The KKK endorsing Barack Obama.

Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, Imperial Wizard Ronald Edwards exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch" as President.
How sad... and it gets worse...
Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund.

"The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary."

Mr. Monroe and Mr. Edwards, have you forgotten your roots??

Who stood strong with you when we were fighting to keep segeration going??

Who blocked the doors of the public schools from the black kids when the democratic federal government ordered you to let them in??

Who continues to fight against homosexuals??

Who continues to fight against immigrants (mexicans)??

Can't you see that we have the exact same interests as you do??!?!

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Thursday, May 22, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

WWJMD?#

Is John McCain exactly like Jesus? Lately I have been wondering, "Am I the only one who thinks John McCain and Jesus have a TON in common?" I am glad to see that many others agree with me that McCain and Jesus are nearly 1 in the same.
Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart said Saturday that the party's presumed presidential nominee has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.

"John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross," Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. "He never denounced God, either."

Everhart was praising McCain for never denouncing the United States while he was being tortured as a prisoner of war in Vietnam.
So just in case you missed the point of her comments:

McCain = Jesus

USA = God

I LOVE those metaphors!!  USA!! USA!!! USA!!!

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Monday, May 19, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

New Rule#

I was reading my Bibles the other day (I like to read several different versions at any one time and pick the sections from each that I agree with) and I noticed something.  There is no section in the Bible with all caps.  There is no "AND GOD SMITED THE HETHEN LIBERAL ABOMINATION..." passages. 

So, seeing as God has decided that using all caps is clearly not Christian-like, I will be removing any comments that are posted in all CAPS from now on.

That is all.  Praise to Jesus.  Praise to Bush.  Praise to McCain. 

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Why vote for McCain?#

For any of you moderates out there who are still not sure if you should vote for John McCain, I hope this clears things up for you:

The last 8 years have been fricking awesome, and by voting for John McCain we can keep this gravy train rolling for at least another 8!!  Lets do it!

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Growing Up Barack!#

New Obama pictures have surfaced:

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Barack Obama EXPOSED!!!!#

 

OK folks I have done my job and found you a wonderful site where you can learn all the reasons to hate Obama as the devil he is.

Humanevents.com which has been leading the conservative movement since before we let people like Barack vote and go to schools with us Republicans (so you know they are a good honest Christian based Republican organization) has put together a newsletter so you can learn all the terrible things about Barack Obama!

I think you all need to go sign up for this newsletter so when those hippie liberals start talking about this dark skinned closet-muslum, you can be armed with a whole slew of things to spew back at them. 

Fist off you can use my favorite facts:

1) Obama is black.  God marked black people with dark skin so we could be wary of them and recognize their evil from a distance.

2) Obama is a secret muslum.  If Obama isn't a secret muslum why won't he come out and say "If elected president I will not follow the commands of Osama Bin Laden and destroy the united states."  Why won't he say this???

3) His middle name is Hussein!

After this you can use the knowledge from the Obama Exposed newsletter.

Lets band together people.  If we don't now only will there be a Democrat in the while house, but there will be a black person in the white house.  As Republicans, we can't let this happen! 

 

Sunday, May 11, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Hell Yes We Torture!#

As a Republican, I can say that I am 100% behind George Bush and John McCains decision to torture people who may or may not have information and/or committed or have been accused of committing, or have the same name as someone who may have committed a crime.

Liberals want to "put them in jail" and "allow them to know what they are being charged with" and "let their family know where they are."  Screw that! 

Who cares if we end up torturing some "innocent people."  After all, who is an "innocent person" anyway?  Liberal act as if it is just random chance that gets these people picked up.  It isn't random!!!

God made me born in the United States because I am a good person.  God made those hethens born in that shit hole called the rest of the world because they are NOT holy!!  You liberals think that just someone born in Iraq could be "innocent" even if they ADMIT they worship ALLAH!!! 

So as far as I am concerned, any "a-rab" that gets tortured probably deserved it, and I am glad to see that George W Bush and John Q. McCain agree with me.

No, a film production company called "Amnesty International" has produced some kick ass videos for 2 reasons.

1) Show Americans how sweet it is to waterboard some muslum who doesn't worship God.

2) Show Muslums what to expect if they ever come into contact with Americans (people of God).

So, enjoy!

AWESOME!!!  The music is sweet and I love how that guy is being drowned!!  Praise Jesus!


 

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Monday, April 28, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Stupid Scientists Almost Get It Right#

Scientists are so dumb.

In a recent article on the BBC website (what the hell is the BBC anyway?) they suggested that the human race "nearly split in two". 

Oh is that right?  It nearly split in two?

How about this, get out of your hethen labs where you concoct your devious potions and go out into the world, and it will be very clear that there ARE two types of humans! 

There are Gods people:

 

 

 

 

Then there are the evil ones who God has "marked" with dark skin so we will know they are followers of satan:

 

 

 

 

 

 

So don't give this this crap about "almost" 2 races.  There ARE 2 races, and I am glad to be part of the good guys, and not the evil doers!

 

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Friday, April 25, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Best Video Ever#

Have you ever wanted to see Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton get the crap kicked out of them?  Yea I know, like every single day right?

Well, your dream has come true, thanks to my favorite show (and the number 1 show among all Republicans clearly, so long as you don't count QVC) : Wrestle Mania!!!!

These Wrestlemania wrestlers are so amazing, I don't know how they can take such a beating and still come back for more!  They are true Americans!

I love it when Barack and Hillary are left lifeless... AWESOME!

 

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Thursday, April 24, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Iraq: Its soooooooo worth it!#

I keep seeing these stupid graphics all over the internet.

 

What is the point of these?  They are supposed to make you think that the Iraq war isn't worth the money we are paying for it.  But let me tell you, it is WELLLL worth it!  Every dollar!

Think about it...  what IF we sent every kid to a headstart program.  Well, you would have kids growing up in better situations, expecting to have better lives etc.  Who's going to want to live in the ghetto then?  They aren't!  All of a sudden they are going to be like "I am too good for the ghetto" and then they are going to want to move into MY neighborhood!!  Then we are going to get in a legal fight because the board of my gated community is going to be like:

"It's not that we won't allow blacks to live here, it's just that, we aren't interested in you personally living here, and because you are black too that doesn't help things in terms of home values and stuff, you know what I am saying right I mean common brotha you can "dig it" right, it's like think of it this, way one day my kids start hanging out what black kids, the next day its gansta rap, and pretty soon they are getting capped in a drive by!"

So they would call that "discrimination" of course playing the race card, and then we would have a legal problem, and Jessie Jackson would be out in front of my house etc etc etc.

Or take this example:

Oh great that is just what we need, more kids going to college, give me a break.

So what happens when we send more kids to college?  Well first thing is that I am going to have a harder time finding people who are willing to work 60 hours a week for 5.15/hour.  They are going to be like "Thank you for the offer sir, but I have a degree from Purdue University where I majored in industrial engineering and I believe I should receive additional remuneration" and I would be like "God damn you Demon-crats, WTF I need some poor people to do some cheap work, so take this 5.15 and start delivering these pizzas you hippie!".

Not only that, but what happens when all these "college educated people" start trying to take MY job. 

I spent a LOT of money going to private universities, and now some POOR kid gets to come in and have an equal chance for a job like mine just because he "worked hard"!?!?! WTF!!

Finally, think about this.

Barack Obama was once just a stupid black kid with dreams of blowing up American cities in glorious jihad.  We could have dealt with him.  But now, with a college education, he is in a position to possibly take over the world and proclaim America a "Mulsum nation, under Allah, divisible by forces of satan, with no liberity, or justice, for any Christians"!!  All because we let him go to college!

Trust me every dollar spent in Iraq is WORTH it.

Plus, my oil futures are through the ROOF!!! HAHAHAHA OH YES!

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

I would love 3 trillion dollars!#

That would be so sweet to win 3 trillion dollars:

 

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

MUSLUMS ATTACKING MY SITE!!!!!11!11#

WARNING: The following post contains muslum language.  For those of you who agree that looking at this type of writing can cause illness or other harm to come to those of us who are pure of heart you should not read any further!

I wrote an article the other day about how the Jews were doing us proud by getting their military together to kick poor people their land when we can use that land for something better.

But in the comments I found this horrible message:

I guess not even the good internets are safe anymore!

I am flying to DC later today to meet with some people from DHS to talk about what kind of threat this may pose to our country.

Thankfully I have a full set of web logs to help the NSA and CIA find these terrorists and torture the hell out of them!

 

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Friday, April 11, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Hey Obama, I got something for you...#

Suck it Obama, you terrerist lovin mulato!

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Physicists Closer To Proving God Exists (and hates Democrats)#

A while ago I posted about this very subject.  Physicists (which are like scientists, except they believe in the Bible) believed that they could prove God exists with some new machine somewhere or whatever.

Well, guess what atheists??  They are very close now!!!

Physicist expects 'God particle' will be found soon

HAHAHHAAA STFU liberals and atheists!!  Now what do you all you scientists have to say huh???  Where is your Darwin now??  Or would you prefer Richard Dawkins??

Doesn't matter, you will all go to hell!! HAHA LOL.  Sux 2 b u!  :)

What I am wondering is this, how many of you atheists are going to come crying to me for forgiveness?  Asking me to pray to God on your behalf, begging for his mercy??  I got sour news for you Jack.  I might pretend to help you, but when I say my prayer I will be telling God what I really think of you people. 

Smite them Lord.  Now they know the truth, let them suffer for their evil ways!  Rain down hot acid upon them and their family!!  Strike their friends and loved ones with terrible disease!!! OH YES IT WILL BE GREAT!

You see atheists, you picked the way of the wicked, the way of evil, the way of satan, instead of siding with the ever lasting love, joy and compassion of God.  Now BURN IN HELL FOR EVER!!!

UPDATE:

The physics evidence for God just keeps piling up!  Based on this, it seems they have used physics to prove the Bible is RIGHT!!  Suck it scientists!!  You guys suck.  There's a new sherrif in town, and their name is "physicists" and they aren't constrainted by your evil science ways!

 

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Liberal Lies!!!#

This is NOT TRUE!!!

Barack does NOT beat Paper, or McCain!!!

I bet this was made by a terrorist!

 

Wednesday, April 02, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Democrats are just like 5 year olds#

They are both cry babies who bitch and cry about everything!!!

Boo hooo, we don't have healthcare!!!  HAHAHAAH STFU!

I took the quiz below to see how many 5 year olds I could take in a fight (and therefore how many Democrats I could take).

28

How many can you take?

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Monday, March 31, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Bush Cheered By All At Opening Day#

Baseball fans are "real Americans" so you know that all baseball fans are Republicans.

Just listen to the crowd go crazy when Bush is announced!


In case you are wondering, they aren't boooing, they are saying "Buuuuuuush."

 

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Monday, March 31, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Well I guess we are going to Hell#
Typical Muslum, hates America and wants to kill someone

I go on the Internets to look up some news on how well Iraq is going and what do I see for a headline?

Muslims more numerous than Catholics: Vatican

WTF!!

What are we supposed to be doing now you might ask.  Well I have some suggestions we can start on right now. 

First, we can keep up the Bush policy of bringing the war to the Muslums wherever they may be, wheather it be Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Australia or even Birmingham!  If we can bomb these people back to the stone age, or earlier, that will put a big dent in their numbers.

Just think about it!!!  This article says there are 1.3 Billion Muslums.  Bush has single handedly reduced that number by at least a million!  We need to keep that up!

Second, we need to stop getting in the way when these guys want to kill each other.  They call it "genocide", but I think we should call it "population management."  Just let them slaughter each other: no need for the UN "peace keepers".  In fact we should arm both sides, and let them go at it!

Finally, stop sending them aid in the form of food and medicine!!  If we can let 10% of them die from starvation, and another 10% from aids and other stuff, we will be going in the right direction!

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

God Damn Illegals / Blacks / Foreigners / Liberals / Homosexuals / Terrorists#

I have been saying it for years now, and it is finally happening.

In the United States, over the last 50 years black women have produced an average of 9 chidren (with some popping out as many as 38.  38 babies!!!), thanks to welfare programs that Bill Clinton (hell spawn) designed to give them more money for making more babies.

Add that to the fact that illegals are flooding into the country, 10 or sometimes even 15 per car!

Add that to the fact that because of the so-called "coffee shops" like Starbucks, more Americans are considered "Latte Sippers" than at any other point in our history!

Add that to the fact that in some places (blue states) it is "ok" to be gay.  People will actually admit in public that they are homosexuals, and they seem to think that they should not be in stoned for this?!

Plus, thanks to the Democrats, more and more muslum terrorists are flooding into the country, settup up "sleeper cells" where they sit and wait for their chance to attack.  But in the mean time, they have nothing better to do that use our resources and work for the Barack Obama campaign.

So what is the end result??

THIS!!!!!

Well are you happy yet?

Do you really want Satan to take over Earth, because based on how many of you are saying you are "Democrats", it sure looks like you do.

 

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

Kicking Ass!!#

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

We all know that we live in the greatest country on Earth (I used them term "we" because only Americans should be reading this blog, NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED, understand?), and we all know that we have the greatest military in the history of the universe thanks to Jesus.

But every now and then it's nice to get a real understanding for just how much we kick ass.  You screw with America, and we will not just retaliate against you; we won't just retaliate against your country; we might even retaliate against some other countries too; hell we will probably destroy your entire civilization!!!  We follow the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!  You think he would take getting slapped in the face and just turn the other cheek?  Hellz no MFers!

So just take a look at the graph below to realize how awesome we are!

Maybe next time some terrorist wants to bomb our cities or try running for President of the United States they will look at this and realize that they better just let Hillary win the nomination unless they want a storm of bombs to come raining down on their native country.

Click the image to enlarge:

Usa military kicks ass you know it mother fuckers!!  Jesus must be so proud of us right now.

 

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Friday, March 14, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Obama = Extreme Muslum Terrorist#

Finally the media is catching on!

I have been screaming it for years now that Barak Hussein O(b)sama is really just working for Al Qaeda, and it is very nice to see other media outlets picking up on this very important piece of information.

For example this article entitled: Are Americans So Bored With Reality Television They'd Put a Black Islamic Extremist in the White House?

To Islamic extremists (like there is any other kind!), watching Senator Barak Hussein Obama parading around on TV is just like looking into a mirror. "Muslims (or Islamists) are born into Islam by blood," says Pastor Deacon Fred, "Being Islamic is like being diabetic – you got yourself a disease that is carried in the blood! Amen? It is just like Jewish folks are born Jewish and coloreds are born colored. Sure, some people think they can convert to Judaism or stay out in the sun long enough to make folks think they are Negroes, but Jews and colored folks don't really welcome them as true Jews or coloreds.
Finally word is getting out!!

We need to keep up the momtum. Tell everyone at your Church!! Just ask them, "Hey Fred, do you think we should elect a president who wants to have us all executed for believing in Jesus Christ? Well, then you better not vote for Barack Osama!" That should get the point across.
Monday, March 03, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Letter From Obama#

I just got this email from Osama, oops I mean Obama.  Sorry, it's so hard to keep them apart in my mind, I keep mixing them up.

So what do you think of this email?  I think he is trying to hide the fact that he wants to bomb our cities and also wants to fly airplanes into our buildings!!  Why doesn't he just come out and admit it?  I don't get it. 

 

My fellow Identity-Americans:

 

As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for their ... well, support.

 

Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

 

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

 

I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee he was having an extra marital affair with who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.

 

And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support.  Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

 

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.

 

I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.

 

Americans are tired of thinking.

 

It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart.

 

So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do.

 

And do it for me.

 

Thank You.

 

Barack "Saddam" Hussein Obama

 

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Thursday, February 28, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Obama IS Osama... just look#

Finally the media is catching on that Osama is basically the same thing as Obama. The only difference is that when he is Osama he has a longer beard. Just watch this clip!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

New Obama Campaign Brochures?#

Are these the new brochures that Obama is distributing?

 

Thursday, December 27, 2007 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

Democrat/Al Qaeda "Hacker Partnership" Strikes US Targets#
Al Qaeda nerds hacked governemnt sites, with the Democrats help.

Well well well.  It looks like the Democrat/Al Qaeda partnership in computer hackery has struck again!

News reports are coming forward that hackers (Al Qaeda hackers, funded by the Democrats most likely) have hacked into top US government research labs, including Oak Ridge National Lab.  

How did these hackers gain the experience necessary to hack into these facilities?  Well the answer may shock you.

It now appears clear that they used my site as a "test run" for their homosexual hacking agenda!

Back in 2005, LiberalsMustDie was hacked by this same group of Democrat backed Al Qaeda hackers.

They used their access to do the worst possible thing: POSTING GAY PORN!!

Al Qaeda and the Democrats don't agree on everything, like Democrats think God is fake (so they worship satan) and Al Qaeda thing God is called "Allah" and wears a turbin or something, I don't know, it's so crazy.

But what they both agree on is the homosexual terrorists democrtic agenda.  These individuals are called HomoTerroroCrats and they are everywhere, from California to Iran (but not in "Red America", just the blue states).

We need to stop these evil doers!!  First step is to defeat their leader: Barack Hussein Obama! 

Second, we need to elect Republicans to every seat in every office!!!  DO IT NOW!!

 

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Monday, December 10, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Vote Republican or..... DIE!!!!!#

Tom Tancredo is a Republican we can all be proud of. I think this guy is making a really strong case for being the VP of the United States!

His message is clear. If you don't vote Republican, a dark skinned foreigner (terroist) will come to the places where your children play, and blow them up with a bomb.

You have only ONE chance to save the lives of your family: Vote Republican!



Unless you like terrorists and want to die, then go ahead and vote for a guy who's name sounds like that of a terrorist, like Barack Hussein Osama!

 

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Ranking The Democrats#

Our friends over at NancingPony.com have created this handy chart to help aid us in ranking the Democrats according to their level of evil (homosexuality).

Based on my research I have to say that Hillary and Dennis Kucinich are Out ("Gayness Confirmed"), while Obama and Edwards are both Severe ("Gayness Imminent").

I am also happy to say that all of the Republicans in Washington come in at Low ("Little or not chance of gayness"), mostly because they are all good Christians, and would never choose a lifestyle that God hates so much He thinks you should be killed for practicing it.

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Friday, September 28, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Jesus IS Coming, but not because of Iraq (or Iran)#

There's a new Musharraf in town!

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Is Osama Losing The Love For Obama?#

Is Osama giving up on his Muslum brother Obama?

This picture seems to speak a thousand words!!!

Hillary Clinton and Osama Bin Laden.  Are they secret lovers??

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Monday, September 17, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Fred Thompson: A Man Of Principle (singular)#

Fred Thompson isn't a fancy pants liberal like Obama (terrorist supporter).

Just look at the list of things Obama puts on his site:

 

But Fred Thompson knows his base:

Fred Thompson shows how simple it is to be President.  Just stick to Federalism, and everything will work just fine. 

Thursday, September 06, 2007 #    Comments [9]  | 

 

Is This The New "Barack 2008" Poster?#

I am not exactly sure what this is, because the website appears to be in Barack's native language, Jihad.  However, I am 99.99% sure that this shows the soon-to-be-released "Barack 2008" poster, depicting Barack on a horse in front of the White House after he has won the election.

Something tells me God won't ever let this happen.  True evil like Obama and the terrorists can never win in the end.

Thank God for Dick Cheney.

 

Sunday, July 29, 2007 #    Comments [9]  | 

 

Democrats Let Hethen Give Congressional Prayer! Christians Heckle Him!! #

This guy, who looks a little like Barack Obama, was asked by the Demon-crats, to give the Congressional Prayer.  But guess what, he isn't a Christian, he is a Hethen Hindew!!!

WTF?!?!

Thank God there were some good Christian folks there to shout him down.



 

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Thursday, July 12, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Barack: I just wanna get HIGH!! #


I think anyone who did any drugs when they were a teenager should be thrown out of the country!! You think George W. Bush would have ever done anything so stupid?? Of course not!
Thursday, July 12, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Attention Suspected Terrorists: We Will Torture You!#
Waterboarding is Dick Cheney's favorite way to torture people. Just in case there was any doubt in the mind of a suspected terrorist, we will torture you. There is no doubt about it; no need to be coy. Jesus is not happy that you are a terrorist, or that you might be a terrorist, or even that you have possibly been accused of maybe knowning someone who could be a terrorist, or even if you are just a Muslum.

There is no excuse. You could have proven you were not a terrorist before you were snatched by the CIA, so why didn't you do any of them?

Did you change your name, from something terrorist sounding like "Bairak Osama" to something "US friendly" like "George Washington."

Did you donate to the Republican National Committee or GOP.com (God's Own Party)? $2000 would go a long way to show you are Pro-America and Pro-Bush.

Did you give up Muslumism and join a Christian Church? Why not? You want to go to hell??!?

So, if you don't do these things, what can you expect?
The documents show that detainees were hooded, gagged, strangled, beaten with blunt objects, subjected to sleep deprivation and to hot and cold environmental conditions.

"There is no question that U.S. interrogations have resulted in deaths," said Anthony D. Romero, Executive Director of the ACLU.

The autopsy reports list deaths by "strangulation," "asphyxiation" and "blunt force injuries."


So remember, if you think that someone might consider you to be a terrorist suspect, and you don't want to be tortured to death, you might want to take some steps now to avoid the pain!!

Praise the lord!

 

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Tuesday, June 05, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Fred Thompson is a PIMP!!! (Part 3)#

They just keep piling on the evidence that my main man: Fred "Law And Order" Thompson, is a total pimp.

Joe Scarborough knows what I'm talking about, as he asks if Thompsons wife "works the pole" wink wink!

Hell yes she does!

Top that Hillary!! You are WAY less attractive!

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Monday, June 04, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

More Evidence That Fred Thompson Is A PIMP!!!#

Yes, this man is a PIMP!!!

Please take notice, that girl is NOT his daughter, that is his WIFE!!!  DAMN!!

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Monday, June 04, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Can anyone translate this?#

I got this comment on my article "Parking Ticket-gate!!  Obama not fit for Pres!!", and I need someone to translate this.

What is this... Democratese?

Weblog comment by 'Rockhound'  on 'Parking Ticket-gate!!  Obama Not Fit For Pres!'

ok   ok   NEWS   FLASH   OMG  THEY   WERE  MAKE ING   TERRO  CELLS     LOL   NO   CRAP  BUT  HOW   LONG  has  it been   since we heard that u figure they whould have kept there eyes open since cells in pearl  harbor...  oh  wasn't that advanced...hummmm   let it happen yeah ....  gas up   (((GOOD  TO  POCKET  refins down  good to friends   ...   no release info ...  news flash like i said they say now that there opening teroo cells in usa....   wake up  reminds me of (((heros episode)))  too kill bug before it thinks enogh to kill u..  >>   anyways   BUSH OBAMA   doesn't matter  first  last were in this for long time ... say good bye to our  sons

good luck men 

Anyone??  What on earth is this supposed to say?

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Thursday, May 24, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Jerry Falwell Ascends To Heaven (He's Dead)#

Jerry Falwell's Dead, but he is with God now right?  right???? Today is a sad day. The great Jerry Falwell has decided that it is time for him to move on. In a world of increasing satanism, and progressive activism, Jerry decided that it was time for him to leave this world, and move on to the next, where he can use his powers at a global level.

The bad news is that we will no longer have him on this planet to give us great advice. He was of such high caliber, he could even rival President Bush in terms of wisdom and intelligence.

The good news is that this probably means that the Democrats have no chance in winning the election in 2008.

With Jerry up in heaven, he will easily be able to influence God to "adjust" things so that true evil, like Barak Obama, will have no chance to win.

Republicans are going to win in a landslide!!

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Barack The Magic Negro#

For those who haven't read the story in the LA Times, here is a link: Obama The Magic Negro.  I have skimmed the article, and they are basically saying that Barack thinks he has "magical powers" to make normal God loving americans vote for him.

Barck calls it "magic", I call it, "Satanic worship."

So if you read between the lines, Barack is basically ADMITTING that he worships satan.  Shocking!

Watch this video that Al Sharpton put together.  Even Al Sharpton doesn't want this man elected.  Who wants a satanist in the White House?  Al Qaeda, thats who.

 



Saturday, May 12, 2007 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Newsweek Push Polling For Obama and Al Qaeda!!#

Some have said that Ann Coulter is really a man.  This may be true, but it doesn't mean that her views are wrong! Last week, the liberal propaganda machine "Newsweek" released some numbers, that they said were a valid poll, that they didn't make up.

Seems believable so far right? But wait to you see what their "poll" showed...

Newsweek claims that their "poll" showed that all 3 Democratic front runners: Hillary "The Hildabeast" Clinton, John "The Crossing Over Psychic" Edwards, and Obama Hussien Obama (notice that I didn't need any nickname for Obama... his middle name "Hussein" is damaging enough), each defeated the 3 Republican front runners in head to head matchups.

You read that correct, they claim that the Democrats beat the Republicans in their poll.
Edwards defeats the Republicans by larger margins than Clinton does: the former Democratic vice-presidential nominee outdistances Giuliani by six points, McCain by 10 and Romney by 37, the largest lead in any of the head-to-head matchups. Meanwhile, Sen. Clinton wins 49 percent to 46 percent against Giuliani, well within the poll's margin of error; 50 to 44 against McCain; and 57 to 35 against Romney.
And what about Osama Obama?

Obama beats the leading Republicans by larger margins than any other Democrat: besting Giuliani 50 to 43 percent, among registered voters; beating McCain 52 to 39 percent, and defeating Romney 58 percent to 29 percent.

As soon as I saw this I realized that Newsweek was making up stuff in order to promote the Al Qaeda agenda!

No sooner did I arrive at that conclusion than my favorite political centrist commentator, Ann Coulter, voiced a similar opinion.

A recent Newsweek poll showing Democrat Barack Obama leading top Republican presidential hopefuls could have been made up and might help al-Qaida, conservative commentator Ann Coulter said in her latest verbal broadside.

Asked by host Geraldo Rivera whether she thought Newsweek would make up the results, Coulter said, "Yes, I do," adding, "In polls where people are actually allowed to vote, Republicans do a lot better."
Well of course we do better in real elections, we have control over the Diebold voting machines!!! Those things are awesome. Anyway, back on topic, Ann is right!  Tell everyone you know that Newsweek has joined the Al Quaeda/Obama alliance and they must be stopped!  Call your Senator and demand an investigation!!
Wednesday, May 09, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Take That Obama!! Prayer Assualt!!!#

Boom!! In yo FACE Obama!!

Now whatcha gonna do?  Go run crying to your mommy??

You can't hide from the Prayer Assault!!!

 

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Republicans Defecting To Join Obama?? #

Obama or Osama, they are the same. This article has me wanting to slit my wrists and accept the sweet embrace of death, rather than believe that this could be true:

Republicans defect to the Obama camp

Defect??

People defect from terrible countries who have leaders that control their lives and throw people in jail for no reason, like North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, and France!

Republicans have no interest in controling anyones lives! We just want to set up some ground rules: 1) No sex before marriage

2) Must be a Christian (this is a no brainer)

3) Must support the President and The Troops

4) No abortion or birth control

5) Must denounce evolution

It's that simple, other than that, you can do whatever you want!

Oh, and when it comes to throwing people in jail for no reason, we HAVE a reason when we throw people in jail: we have reason to believe, or someone else has made a claim, that the person may be a terrorist! Clearly, this is a good approach to make sure we stay safe.

And, why Obama? How could any Republican join forces with him??

It's like, Jesus is up on the cross and instead of dying for our sins he jumps off the cross, does the "devil horns" sign with his hand, and is like "Taste my lightning fuckars!!" and then blasts everyone in the crowd into bits with his lightning blast. Then he joins forces with the devil and destroys the world.

It's exactly like that.

Obama may very well destroy this planet, and instead of standing on the said of Good, of Decency, of Kindness, of Christianity, of George W. Bush, these so called "Republicans" are siding with Muslums, with evil, with people named "Hussien", and with the Al Sharpton types.

All I have to say to those people is this: when you die, don't be suprised when the devil welcomes you at the gates of hell. And don't be suprised if the devil looks just like Obama.
Monday, May 07, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Secret Service Closing In On Obama?#

Secret Service getting close to capturing ObamaMy buddy Liberal Ball Kicker has emailed me this great news... looks like the Secret Service is closing in on Obama!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/05/03/obama.protection/index.html

Obama is being placed under Secret Service protection. I think that can only mean that the CIA is trying to get people close to Obama to intercept his communications with Osama (aren't they like brothers or something). That is the only possible reason, because there's no way Bush, the best and biggest terrorist target, would give up his own Secret Service agents to protect someone like Obama, a known terrorist, and someone who the terrorists love and would never hurt. I'm expecting to see in the news in a few days, CIA operatives link Obama to 9/11!

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LBK

 

Thanks Liberal Ball Kicker!! 

Secret Service: Go Get Obama!!

Friday, May 04, 2007 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Who Wants To Impeach Cheney? (No one)#

This is a great clip from the most recent Democratic "debate".

The moderator asked which of the Democrats would be supporting Dennis "The Evil Elf" Kucinich in his bid to have Dick Cheney impeached?

(Crickets)

Now, I was suprised to see that Obama didn't raise his hand.

Unlike most of the people running for President, Obama is not an American, is not white, and he is not a Christian (he is apparently Muslum as it has been reported that he attended a Madrassas which some translate as "Terrorist training academy for the glorious benediction of Allah and destruction of vile Zionist entity").  So while most Democrats and Terrorists hate Dick Cheney for spreading freedom and doing such great work for the United States, there are some commonalities between white American Christiand people like John Edwards, who himself is best known for his communications with the dead during his famous show "Crossing Over with John Edwards".

So I fully expected Obama to stand in support of overthrowing our Government, but his refusal shows that he is going for something even greater.  He has his sights set higher than just getting Cheney thrown out, more than just getting Bush thrown out, he wants to take over the government and install an Muslum Theocracy, or provide universal health care, either one will do.

And he won't stop until he has done it!  Where will my corporate profits go when this happens??  What will God do if a Muslum is elected?  Will he destroy the planet?  I think so!

We have to make sure, for our own survival, that Obama is not allowed to destroy this planet!!

 

Monday, April 30, 2007 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

Hey Obama, Speak English Or Get Out!!#
Hey Obama, Speak English Or GET OUT!!

Obama loves to talk about how he is fluent in "Indonesian."  I guess that is where he is from: Indonesia, which I think is somewhere in South America near the Congo or something.

But, FoxNews was able to find out that it is a LIE!!  A LIE!!!!!

Israella Pareira Darmawan, Obama's 1st-grade teacher, said she attempted to help him learn the Indonesian language by going over pronunciation and vowel sounds. He struggled greatly with the foreign language, she said, and with his studies as a result.

So, Mr. "I am fluent in Indonesian", here is a little message from America.  Speak English or GET OUT!!

You think we want a president who won't even speak our own language??  Take a look a history bub.  George W. Bush is one of the most skilled speakers of all time!  He doesn't just "repeat" words that other people say, he is able to craft his own right out of thin air.  Words like "strategerize" and "mis-underestimated" don't just make themselves.

And what is this I read about your studies suffering?  Does that mean you were not a great student?  If you were not an A student, then what makes you think that you can be our President?

George W. Bush went to Harvard you know!!  Where did YOU go to school?  Indoneisian State University, home of the "Fightin Natives?"

Please... You will never have what it takes to be President, because you hate this country.  If you didn't hate the United States, then why did you spend part of your life living somewhere else?  If you paid any taxes while you lived there, you were contributing to terrorism, and thus, should be conviced of treason!

 

Tuesday, April 17, 2007 #    Comments [19]  | 

 

Does Obama Want To Play Chicken With Our Troops?#

Obama wants to play chicken with our troops! I just came across this picture from FoxNews.

Can you believe that Obama "... wants to play chicken with our troops"?

This is terrible!!

Where is the "Imus Rage" over this Mr. and Mrs. Liberal Media???

I will once again call on Obama to announce in public the amount of campaign contributions that came directly from terrorists. The public deserves to know!
Sunday, April 15, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Who's That In The Crowd??#

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

My.BarackObama Blog SHUT DOWN!!!#

A short while back I asked this question:

Does Obama really stand for Free Speech, or will they remove my posting, just because it is of questionable truth.

Well, today we have our answer.

Barack Obama has had my blog turned off.

Just try to access it: my blog.

You will see that they have turned it off!!!  Why?? 

Could it be that I struck home with my recent post asking how much of Obama's $25M was contributed by terrorists like Osama Bin Laden?

Thursday, April 05, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Obama Raised $25 Million?? Where did it come from??#

Obama's money pile?  Lots of foreign cash! Barak Hussein Osama is claiming that he has raised $25 Million in the first quater.

But why won't he announce how much of that was raised by Americans, and how much of it was donated from foreigners from the middle east and other places of state sponsored terrorism?

If he received a donation directly from Osama Bin Laden, I think we have a right to know.  Don't you??

How much of the $25 Million was contributed by Iran?  How much of it came from the estate of Saddam Hussein (Barack was named after him)?  How much of it came from homosexuals?  We won't know until he turns over his books!!

I think that is the only fair thing to do. Allow the Republican candidates to look over his books and see if there are any instances of terrorist organizations, or muslums donating to his campaign.

For all we know, Obama is accepting money from non-christians to help fund his campaign!! 

Some people will say that we don't need to investigate Obama... that we can "trust" him.

I don't like to give my trust to people who laugh at the highest courts of this country, and refuse to obey the laws of a country that allowed him to live here (he was born in some other country in Africa or the Middle East or something where he went to a terrorist school called "the madrassa").

Obama, you should show more respect!  But you don't care because you are evil!

 

Thursday, April 05, 2007 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

John McCain's Website Hacked!!!! EVIL DEMOCRATS!!!!#

Hacking the website of a Republican is a evil and disgusting thing to do!!

Hacking should only be done as a last resort against liberals and atheists, not against good God fearing Republicans!

But fact didn't concert Democrats, probably supporters, or campaign workers, of Terrorists In Cheif Barak Hussein Osama, who were probably behind this website destruction.

For the record, McCain is NOT for homo rights.  He things homosexuality is disgusting, and should be punished just like any other crime, with homosexuals being thrown in jail for their sick sick thoughts.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

John Edwards: "Don't Vote For Us"#

John Edwards takes a stop from talking with the spirits of those who have died to campaign for president. Yesterday John Edwards, famed celebrity psychic, gave some very candid comments about his campaign that I think everyone needs to consider.

Edwards said:

"Do not vote for us ... That would be an enormous mistake,"

Finally some honesty from the Demon-crats!

I can only hope that we can hear more honest statements from the other candidates like Barak Hussein Osama and The Hildabeast.

For example, maybe Osama errr I mean Obama can tell us why he is named after the "Butcher Of Baghdad", Saddam Hussein!?  And, why he attended a "Madrassa", which according to FoxNews was a terrorists training facility aimed at creating "Manchurien Candidates" like Obama who could be controlled once they became president.

We are all ears Dumb-ass-crats!  Lets hear what you have to say!

 

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Monday, March 26, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Parking Ticket-gate!! Obama Not Fit For Pres!#

Obama thinks he is above the law when it comes to important things like campus parking tickets. In a shocking scandal, dubbed by some as "Parking Ticket-gate", it has been revealed that Obama had 17 parking tickets while in law school.

SHOCKING!!

You would think that if Obama were really qualified to get into Harvard Law School, and not just admitted because of his unique blend of African/Hawaiian/Muslum (that's right, there is nothing American about it at all) heritage, then he would be able to figure out what it means when a sign says "No Parking."

But at least he paid those tickets RIGHT AWAY and promised to learn from his mistakes right?? WRONG!!!!!
Obama received 17 parking tickets in Cambridge between 1988 and 1991, according to the city's Traffic, Parking & Transportation Department.

Of those tickets, he paid only two while he was a student and paid them late, said Susan Clippinger, the office's director.
WHAT???

He only paid 2 of 17???

So what about the other 15 unpaid tickets, I'm sure he paid those off as soon as he finished law school right? WRONG!!!
On Jan. 26, 2007 the remaining $375 in fines and fees were paid by credit card using the city's website, Clippinger said. She said she didn't know who paid them.

WHAAAAT????

The tickets were not paid for over 16 years!!!

This is horrible! TERRIBLE!

As if that wasn't enough, they can't even confirm that HE was the one who paid them!! OMG! For all we know those tickets could have been paid by Osama Bin Laden, but the Parking & Transportation Department isn't going to rat out their favorite Muslum candidate!

This whole thing is a disgrace and should show that Obama is not fit to be our president!

When George W. Bush got a DUI he didn't just avoid it.  He took responsibility!  Bush pleaded guilty to the misdemeanor DUI charge, paid a $150 fine. He PAID it!

Same goes for Dick Cheney's 2 DUIs.  He didn't just run away for 16 years, he dealt with the charges when he was supposed to appear in court!

Bush and Cheney showed leadership and morality in how they dealt with these situations, while Obama just proved 1 thing: He Will Not Follow The Laws of Our Country!!

Maybe because he was not raised as an American, that he doesn't have to follow our laws.  Or maybe because he not a Christian, he thinks that there is nothing good about being moral!   Either way, I think this is the nail in the coffin of his Presidential campaign!  Thank God!

Friday, March 09, 2007 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

Pusillanimous Obama Disparages Our Troops!!!! #

McCain kicks Obamas ass! We have all known that Barack Hussein Osama... I mean, Obama, hates the troops. And why shouldn't he? He is one of the enemy, attending a Madrassa as a child!!  How dare he?

Now he wants to make it clear to all Americans that he really hates the troops, and wants them to lose... not just in Iraq, but in every conflict where they might be sent into harms way (Iran).

Last week Obama had this to say:
"[We] should have never been authorized, and should have never been waged, and on which we've now spent $400 billion, and have seen over 3,000 lives of the bravest young Americans wasted."
Really Obama??? WASTED????

How would YOU feel Obama if your kids were sent over to Iraq only to get stuck in a quagmire and eventually be killed trying to mediate a millenia old religious war? Would you think they were wasted then?!?

Actually, if it were you, I'm sure things would be different because your kids would probably be fighting against the United States troops, but that's another story.

Thankfully, this gave us an opportunity to see the difference between the Troop Hating, Homosexual Loving, Blame-America-First Democrats, and the Honorable, God Fearing, Troop Supporting Republicans!

Here is how you respect the troops, courtesy of John McCain:
Americans are very frustrated, and they have every right to be. We've wasted a lot of our most precious treasure, which is American lives.
It is clear that John McCain is a true American patriot, and just as clear that Barack hates America. Maybe it's because he didn't even live in the United States when he grew up??

Let's take another, closer look.

Troop Hater:
We have seen over 3,000 lives of the bravest young Americans wasted.
Honorable Decorated Military Hero:
We've wasted a lot of our most precious treasure, which is American lives.

Thank you Obama for showing the world how you really feel about America!  While you might be trying to get more votes from people who hate America, it will backfire because the rest of us American who love our country, and don't like your kind, will be sure to go to the polls to stop you and your plot to take over the White House.


 

Friday, March 02, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

If Obama Wins#

A group called Preparewny.org is putting up billboards like the one below to let everyone know what to expect if Obama wins.

So when someone asks, "Do you support Barack Obama", you should think about what it would be like to have your family killed by terrorists, and then tell them "I will never let Barack kill MY family!"

 

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Obama Girls Ramadan Presents?#

Muslum Barbie for the Obamas? When Ramadan (it's like the Muslum Christmas) comes around, does Barack get his daughter presidents like these?

I heard someone say that he got them "Fulla" dolls (pictured on left).

In the last year or so, Barbie dolls have all but disappeared from the shelves of many toy stores in the Middle East. In their place, there is Fulla, a dark-eyed doll with, as her creator puts it, "Muslim values."

If this is true, then I think it is really terrible!!

Why would a person who wants to be President of the United States be teaching his children that they should blow themselves up killing as many Americans as possible if they really want to get into heaven! 

That just isnt' the way a Christian would act, and here in America we are a Christian Nation!

Thursday, February 15, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Muslums Slash Childrens Heads: Someone Save Obama's Kids From This!#

Does Barack Obama like to cut open the heads of kids?  If so, that is crazy!  If not, then why is he a Muslum? This article is shocking!!!

Apparently, it is a Muslum tradition to go around cutting their heads, and the heads of children with swords!

Someone needs to find the Obama kids, and make sure that Barack is not savaging them by cutting open their head with his Muslum Saber.

His children are still young enough that they could, even through they are "Obamaians", they could still grow up to be good Christian Republicans. But if we stand by and let Obama attack them in the name of Shiite Muslim saint, Imam Hussein.

Imam Hussein... where have I heard that word before... Hussein.

Oh I know... that is the name of Saddam Hussein, and it's the middle name of Barack Obama, AKA Barack Hussein Obama!

Those kids are in real danger from this man, who may have been brainwashed during his time at a Muslum Madrassa (aka terrorist training school), and someone needs to help them, ASAP!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

My.BarackObama Blog#

Check out my blog on BarackObama.com!

Does Obama really stand for Free Speech, or will they remove my posting, just because it is of questionable truth.

 

Monday, February 12, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Welcome To OsamaLovesObama.com!#

Where is Obama?  Hanging with Osama! If you were to ask normal Americans, they would tell you that the greatest attack on America came from the Chinese, when they bombed Pearl Harbor.

But that was before yesterday.

Yesterday, at 8:16 AM, a terrorist plot to take over the United States went into full swing, as the sleeper cell that I have code named "The Harvard Lawyers Brigade" officially began it well planned plot.

Osama, err. I mean, Obama, who, it has been reported, once attended a "Madrassa", which may or may not be translated as "Muslum Terrorist School", announced he is going to try to take over the white house.

But this time, instead of flying planes into buildings, they are trying to use the power of their allies, the Democrats, to infultrate the American political system, and destroy our country from within.

During his time at the Madrassa, Obama could have been brain washed to follow the commands of Osama Bin Laden.

For example, some have suggested that this brain washing could be triggered by someone simply saying the following phrase when speaking to Obama on the phone: "Hello, is this Barack Obama"... "Barack Hussein Obama", or maybe something like "Barack, why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire" and then BAM he is turned into a Freedom destroying machine.

I for one won't stand by while this country is overrun by illegals, and terrorists.

So I will run this website until Obama is defeated!!! This man, aside from being a terrorist (maybe), is a Democrat, so he is probably anti-God, and pro abortion. He wants to tax us into the stone age, and give all our money to illegals. He wants to help the terrorists, and homosexuals alike.

During this time, this site will maintain a cross post partnership with LiberalsMustDie.com, which I urge you to check out as well.

Won't you stand with me, Jesus and God, and help stop Obama?

Tell everyone you know about this site, but please... no liberals or hethens. I don't need them on my personal internets, clogging up the tubes.

This site can also be accessed by BarakHusseinObama.com, and BarakOsama.com.

Sunday, February 11, 2007 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

State Of The Union#

Don't watch the first 5:45 of this video.

Skip to 5:45 to see Cheney murder Nancy Pelosi, and then keep watching for the terrible response from the 2 clowns of the Democratic party: Hillary and Barak.



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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Top 10 Lessons of "24"#
CTU Agent Jack Bauer crushes the neck of a foreign terrorist!  Praise God!

If you haven't seen the show 24, you need to start watching it RIGHT NOW!!

In fact, I think the Department of Homeland Security should just make it manditory for every citizen of this country to watch this show!

There are many lessons about our country and terrorism that we can learn just by watching!

So without further adieu...  I give you my Top 10 Lessons Of "24."

  1. If you suspect your Muslum neighbor of being a terrorist, follow your instincts and assualt him until he confesses (just like the US Government would). 
    If you don't, they might nuke Los Angeles!!  Do you really want all those deaths on your head?  No?  Then you better go have a little "conversation" with that foreign looking guy who lives on your street!  Just tell him, Jack Bauer sent you!

  2. Terrorists can't be trusted. 
    Sometimes you make a deal with them and they go back on that deal.  If only we knew this before going into Baghdad!  Dang!  Why didn't anyone tell Bush about this??  WTF! 

  3. Don't give terrorists access to our spy satellites!
    Even if you have worked out a deal with a terrorist (see lesson 2), you should not negotiate a deal that allows them to tap into our spy satellites.  In the end, they just end up using them against us!!  Man they are tricky!

  4. Muslums should be thrown in camps! 
    In the show we clearly see 2 things having to do with internment camps.  First, if the president would have followed the advice of his white, male advisor, then all the muslums would have been in a camp, and they couldn't have nuked LA.  Second, the muslums that WERE thrown in a camp were mostly guilty, as they were seen plotting and talking about their on going opeartions against the US.  So we can clearly see that internment camps for muslums is a good thing.  They keep terror attacks from happening, and it is a quick way to get all the terrorists in jail.  How you like them apples Dems?

  5. Terrorist will trick you with elaborate plans!
    You think you have them figured out, and then BAM they hit you with a total twist that you never saw coming!  Like they might demand that you release some prisioners, but in reality they don't realy care if those prisoners get away!  I know!!!  Crazy!  They are great at tricking the President, so you shouldn't blame the President when he is outsmarted by a terrorist.

  6. All terrorists are Mulsums.
    I don't know if this was something that we learned from 24... I mean, I have been saying this for years, but 24 hammers home the point so that there is no debate about it.  Muslum = Terrorist = Muslum... Q.E.D.  If you don't konw what Q.E.D. stands for, then you obviously went to a public school and are probably a dumbass Democrat.  (You are dumb).  HAHHA powned!

  7. Black men make terrible presidents.
    If Barak Hussien Obama, (a.k.a. Barak Osama) makes it on the ticket, remember this point.  There is no denying this fact.  24 has had not 1 terrible black president, but 2!!  Can we afford to repeat the mistakes of the 24 world in our real world?  Putting black men in the white house was a disaster!  People were dying left and right thanks to these guys!  Terrorists were roaming the streets, free to blow up nukes any time they wanted!  Can we really afford to elect a black president?  I don't think so.

  8. If a President is related to a past President, then both Presidents were terrible!
    On 24 the first (black) President was named David Palmer.  He did a terrible job and let countless people die!  Then, in later episodes, his brother Wayne Palmer has been elected President, and HE does a terrible job.  24 is clearly telling us that if you ever have 2 related Presidents, they are BOTH terrible Presidents.  Can you tell who they are talking about??  Think about it.  Two different presidents from the same family who both do a terrible job as President?  You figured out who it is?  Yep, they are warning us about Bill and Hillary (the hell spawn)!  We can't let this happen!

  9. Women are incompetent Presidential Cabinet members!
    As if sticking us with another black president wasn't enough to ensure the destruction of the United States, the 24 writers also put a women in the Presidential Cabinet, and I am not talking about Secretary of Education or something useless... they made a women the National Security Advisor.  Are you kidding me?  Of COURSE she is going to end up getting millions killed... duh!  Never send a women to do a man's job! 

  10. Ask God what to do!!
    Not once during the entire crisis have I ever seen the President on 24 ask to be alone while he prayed to God for the answer!!  Not... one... time!!  In this respect, the writers have just gone waaaaay of base.  This is President Bush's main method of decision making, but in the world of 24 the black president, who may or may not be named after Saddam Hussien, and may or may not be a muslum himself, doesn't bother 1 time to stop all his advisors from blabbing, and ask God what he should do.  Maybe if he spent more time asking God what to do, and less time with his mortal "advisors" he could have protected the United States and indeed the entire world the way George W. Bush has!

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Monday, January 22, 2007 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Hussein Executed!!! (Barak Obama must be really sad)#
Saddam is in hell right now wondering.... dude wheres my virgins?  HAHHHAA  Looks like you were wrong with what religion you picked!This is some really great news!!! Saddam Hussein has been executed!!!

Can you see this as anything other than a big victory for George W. Bush?

No doubt the violence in Iraq, which really has been overplayed in the media, and really isn't a big deal, will totally go away now that Saddam has been executed.

I have to say that I am really pissed at Pope and Catholics in general (more than usual).

The Vatican first spoke out against having Saddam executed, and now that he is dead, they are calling it "tragic"?? WTF Vatican?!? First you go against God and tell people to "listen to scientists" and now this??

I'm starting to wonder about you Catholics... I know you were soft all along, but I think you are starting to go even softer!!

What's next? Telling people in AIDS ridden Africa that they can wear condoms w/o God sending them to Hell?? Accepting homosexuals as "people"? Allowing women to be preists??? Where does it end?

Anyway, now that Saddam is dead, I wonder how Barak Hussein Obama is taking it? Barak looked up to the man he was named after, and really could be "lost" without his hero.

I can't wait for the new year to show all the liberals how Iraq has totally been fixed by killing Saddam, just as Bush predicted.

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Spread The Word: Obama Didn't Introduce 1 Single Bill!!!!#
Barak Hussein Osama!!  This guy is a terrorist!It is never too early to start smearing your political opponents.

When it comes to Barak Hussein Osama, I have already done everything I can to point out that 1) He is black, 2) He has a Mulsum name, and 3) His middle name is Hussein, just like Saddam, who is one of his heros.

But those are just personal attacks.  We need to start smearing his political record now.

This week, Dick Morris, a truely great political mind and wonderful Republican, pointed out the amazing truth about this "Barak Osama":

He did not introduce a single bill into Congress since taking office. Not... 1.... single... bill!!

Now, of course this isn't true, as Obama was the primary sponsor of 152 bills and resolutions.  But... here is the good news!!!  We can still spread the rumor, and without lying!!!

More after the jump.

So, how can we tell everyone we know, and write in every publication we can find, that Obama has not introduced a single bill since being elected?

It's a little phrase I love... "been reported."

"Been reported" must be a gift from God, because it has been the best friend of Republicans from Bush, to Cheney, to Rumsfeld.

I'll show you how it works...

Obama has not introduced a single piece of legislation since he has been elected. Ok that is a lie... now watch what I do...

It has been reported that Obama has not introduced a single piece of legislation since he has been elected.  And that is true!!!

See how that works???  Isn't that awesome!?!?

Let's try another...with a slight modification on the "reported" meme.

The New York Times reported that WMDs were found in Iraq!

Remember?  Back at the start of the war some people through they had found some WMDs and the NY Times reported on it?  Of course it turned out to be false, but you don't have to bring that up.

Finally, let me give you one more little Barak line you can use, and this one doesn't even rely on lies or the "reported" trick.

You can use this line with your Republican friends, or your liberal coworkers.

Not only has Barak Obama failed to introduce a single piece of legislation on the House floor, but he has no plans of changing this in the future!  Talk about a "do nothing" guy!

You see, as a Senator, Obama can't introduce anything on the House floor, but your stupid friends won't know the difference!

Spread the word! We need to sling mud on this guy till he is black!! Err.... ummmmmm.... I mean, ahhhhhh.  Hold on, let me think about this for a sec..... ...... ..... Ok lets try this again...

Spread the world!!  We need to sling enough mud on this guy that people stop seeing him as a possible president and start seeing him as a black guy!  Does that work?  I think so.
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American Liberal Idol: Barak Obama ?!?! #
Question: What kind of name is Barak Obama?   Answer: A terrorist name!We spend so much time talking about how the far left liberals in hollywood are destroying the country. But we rarely talk about how the music produced wherever crap ass music like Britney Spears, U2, and System of a Down are produced, are destroying America just as much.

But yesterday, we were all reminded about how... lets call it "MusicTown" cause I don't know where they really live... hates America. They came up with an excuse to... get this... give Barack Obama a Grammy!

What is a Grammy?  It's an award for outstanding music, or apparently in this case for being a liberal poon face. 

I didn't know Barak was a musical performer.  So exactly how did he win this award?  The category he won is called ... "Spoken Word".  WTF?!?  Since when did "speaking" become "music" deserving of an award?  That is some serious hippie crap.  Gimme a fricking break.  President Bush has given 6 state of the union speeches and I haven't heard about him winning a single award for that?   The only explaination is that MusicTown is run by the commie liberals.

When are people liberals going to fall out of love with Obama?  Well I'll tell you what.  It's only a matter of time before we are attacked again by terrorists... and therefore it's only a matter of time before we are attacked by a terrorist named "Barak" or "Obama".  That will make his popularity go WAAAAYYY down.

Think about it this way.  If you were the nicest guy on the plant and you were named Muhammed Bin Ladin, I'm going to bet that on 9/12/01 you were going to get your ass kicked by real American patriots just because your last name is "Bin Ladin".

Same goes for you "Barak" "Obama".  We haven't been attacked by a "Barak" terrorist yet, but how long can you avoid it?

In some ways Barak is like a ticking terrorist bomb just waiting to go off and blow up the Democratic party.  A terrorist named "Barak" could kill 2 birds with one stone by attacking the US to promote his crazy religious ideas and at the same time take down the Democratic party. 

The only problem is terrorists LOVE the Democrats.  So they wouldn't want to do that.  If anything, they would probably want to name themselves George W. Bush III and then carry out their attack in the hopes that stupid voters would think that it was actually President Bush, or the former President Bush (41) who executed the attack.

But I am sorry my friend, voters are not THAT dumb. They won't fall for it.

Nice try though!

In summary:
  • Barak Obama is a terrorist-like name and so he should be treated as such
  • The music industry in MusicTown suck ass and they need to get their phones tapped
  • Terrorists love Democrats
  • Country music is awesome and not lumped in with other liberal forms of music.
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    Barack Obama in 2012? Not if God has anything to say about it!#

    UPDATE: When I first wrote this, I thought there was NO WAY Obama could be running for President any time soon.  With the war in Iraq going so well, I figured the Republicans had elections wrapped up for the next 18 years... at least.  Now, he is trying to win in 2008, a full 4 years ahead of my schedule.  I guess he read this article and realized that Hillary was going to get her butt kicked, so he might as well try now.

    A lot of the liberal people I know and am forced to interact with every now and then keep talking about how Barack Obama, the cocaine addicted Jr. Senator from Illinois, is going to run for President and WIN in 2012 ( I guess they are already figuring that Hillary will get killed in 08 hahaha).

    Well I did some research and came across some important information that was being ignored by the press during Obama's run for Senate. I can't take credit for the following, as it was a handout that was mailed to me from one of our supporters, but it really shows how Obama wants to overthrow Christians and God in our country. God will not allow this!

    Issue God's Word! Barack Obama's Word
    Life "Before I formed you in the womb I knew you"
    Jeremiah 1:5

    Your life did not begin when you were born, God created you before He formed you in the womb.
    Pro-Infanticide
    Supports abortion on demand through all nine months of pregnancy.
    Failed to support ban on gruesome practice of live birth abortion (SB 1661, 1662, 1663) and partial birth abortions (HB 382).
    Marriage "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination"
    Leviticus 18:22

    "If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them"
    Leviticus 20:13

    "Have you not read that He who made them at the beginning 'made them male and female,' and he said, 'For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be hoined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh'?
    Matthew 19:4-5
    Anti-protection of traditional marriage

    Said Obama, "I will oppose any proposal to amend the Constitution to ban gays and lesbians from marrying."
    (Windy City Times, 4/2/04)
    Pornography on the Internets "For all that is in the world-the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life-is not of the Father but is of the world. And the world is passing away, and the lust of it; but he who does the will of God abides forever."
    1 John 2:16-17
    Pro-Pornography
    Obama voted against making school boards equip computers with filtering software to prevent minors from gaining access to explicit materials (HB 1812).


    How can you claim to be a Christian and support the Democratic Party? The Democrats moral issues conflict with God's Commands. You have a choice - support the party that follows God's Will or vote for a party that perpetuates evil.

    Answer the call of Christianity - stand up for Truth = God's Word and Will for all Christians.

    You will be held accountable to GOD for your decision on November 2, 2004.



    Of course we know what happened in Illinois on November 2nd, and we know where the hearts of the people of Illinois lie. They voted against God, and for perpetual evil for both their Senator, the Pro-infanticide, Pro-gay, Pro-porno, and their vote for president.

    I think all Americans need to ask themselves these questions for the next upcoming elections. Can you really vote for Evil? God says that gays should be put to death, and the Democrats want to give them protection and rights??

    It's clear that the Republican party is the party of God. Which would mean that the Democratic party is the party of .... I don't know.... could it be.... SATAN???

    Dear God. Please send the Democrats a message that you mean business. Don't allow them to destroy our country by helping terrorists and gays. Send your Angel of destruction down upon the blue states, and punish them for their pagan ways!
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