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DAMN IT!

Oh you feminazis.  God hates you so much, and now he is letting you have it.

Only a few months ago it seemed that Hillary Clinton (aka The Hildabeast) was about to become leader of the free world.

Now, news organizations are reporting that she has accepted a job as a secretary.

Hahahaha.  How does that feel?

God just gave you women a hint as to your place in this world: helping the men run things.

It's not me saying it.  It's God!

I can't believe the mainstream liberal media handed our country over to Barack Osama.

So what is up with Newsweek running this story NOW??

Ok, first of all the answer is:  OF COURSE HE IS!

Second, why did you wait until NOW to start asking this question?  I have been saying this for years!!!!!

We have turned our country over to Satan and soon God will punish all you who voted for this Demon spawn!!!

This is terrible!

This average Republican guy wanted to vote for President Bush in the 2008 election, and the people their refused to allow him to do so! 

Their logic is terrible!!  They told him that Bush is not allowed to serve a 3rd term.  Oh yea??  Well let me ask you this you liberal dumbasses.... who made up that rule?  I'll tell you who, the people.  We live in a DEMOCRACY where we have FREEDOM.  If you want to live without freedom than move to Europe or even France, but here we are free.

So, if Bush got 51% of the vote this time, obviously that is what the people want, and they would HAVE to have let him in.

I wonder if people were not turned away if Bush could have won re-election.  Probably.

Damn liberals.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

I want you to think about this....

Think about it hard....

News organizations are reporting that foreigners all over the world are CELEBRATING Obama's victory.

You read that correctly.... they are actually publically celebrating this.

These people aren't Americans.

They are foreigners.

They don't speak English.

They get 2 months vacation time a year.

They get their healthcare paid for.

They speak different languages.

Some speak more than 1 language.

They have dark skin (some of them).

They aren't Christians.

Some are even Muslums!

Some are even ATHEISTS!!!

SOME ARE EVEN SOCIALISTS!!!!!

SOME ARE EVEN HOMOSEXUALS!!!!!!

SOME ARE EVEN FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!

SOME ARE MUSLUM ATHEIST SOCIALIST HOMOSEXUAL FRENCH EXTREMISTS!!!!!!

And they are CELEBRATING this Obama victory.

Take a step back and just THINK about that.

Disgusting... it makes me want to puke!

If I were God I would smite the liberals immediately.  Why doesn't he????

How did this happen?

Has God given up on us for even allowing a negro mulsum to run for President?

Has Satan won the battle for Heaven because of the atheists?

Is God punishing us for all the homosexuals in the united states??

Will God perform a miracle and undo the election reslts?

I need to think about this a little.

The choice is clear.

You can vote for McCain, and spend eternity in Heaven:

Or you can vote for Obama and spend eternity in Hell:

The choice is yours.

Do you guys like my wifes car?

I thought I would put a picture of it up so you can see how you should be supporting McCain if you want to go to heaven. 

(Click for a larger version)

As I mentioned before, we (Republicans) have received millions in campaing contributions from Diebold, and in turn we have bought billions worth of their voting machines.

Now we have some sweet video showing just how sweet it works.

This guy tries to say it is "not calibrated" but notice when he clicked "All Democratic" it switched to "John McCain"!?!!"  HAHAHA

Basically, they are all negro loving terrorist lovers, who will only love terrorist homos if they are the same sex as they are because they love homosexuality almost as much as they hate Christianity and God and Christians because we disagree with them on their love of Mulsimism and mexicans and the mexican language as well as Europe and France in specific, mostly because they are all commie bastards over there, which is exactly what the dumbass democrats seem to love these days, so long as they they are getting it up the butt from some muslum terrorist who hates Jesus and isn't going to stand up for the 2nd amendment, which gives me a constitutional right to own a 50 caliber machine gun that I mounted to the top of my house to defend it against the dark skinned people who are going to be coming after my stuff if Barack Osama wins, which I know won't happen because God is on the side of good, just, white, christian republicans and Satan is on the side of those dark skinned homosexual deviants who he has marked with dark skin so that all would know that he has placed his hold on their souls, which will go straight to hell when they die for hating Jesus and for killing millions of babies and for speaking ill of President Bush who was picked by God to lead our country into a great war against the arabs which will result in the end of days as the earth is cooked in hell fire from a hundred thousand nucular bombs!

And Al Franken is a fag:

Under pressure from the elite of this country (Demoncrats) Amazon.com has had to reclassify their Barack Obama mask.  Before you could easily find it by searching for "terrorist costume".  Now I can't find it anymore!!  I tried searching for "Uppity negro" and "Sleeper Cell Terrorist" and even "Communist Costume" and I still can't find it.

It used to be easy (click on the image for a larger picture):

Over the last few weeks, people have been questioning me as to why I am 100% sure that Barack Obama is going to lose on November 4th.

The answer is simple.  God will not let a black muslum hethen satan worshiping terrorist become president of His chosen country.

But the answer is a little deeper than that... so allow me to elaborate.

Jesus once said "Stone the homosexuals who shall lay with other men and let them die in pain knowing that their family and seed will also be stoned for their sodomism".   But he also said "God helps those who help themsevles."  Thus, Diebold was born.

Diebold is a company that provides "top quality" election equipment to republican run counties!  But, here is where God helping us comes in, there is no way to verify who voted for who!  :)

Even if devil worshipers WANT to vote for Obama, our friends at Dieblod won't let them make that mistake.  Just read these stories of West Virgina votes being "switched" to McCain from Obama.  Now listen, I won't make a big deal of the fact that these people were trying to elect a terrorist, but then they shouldn't make a big deal of Diebold trying to help them do the right thing by changing their vote to McCain!

This is the great thing about Diebold!  Diebold gives Republican candidates lots and lots of campaign contributions, Republicans force their counties to buy lots and lots of Diebold machines, Diebold machines switch votes to Republicans to make sure they are elected!

It's like the cycle of life.  Beautful!

For some reason McCain agreed to be in a dance off with Obama.

I think this was a bad idea.  Obama is black.  McCain is white.  I think we know which race is better at dancing, just like we know that blacks can run faster and whites are smarters.  Dancing is something blacks just do better.

But I give McCain credit, he really did a lot better than I expected.

When is this ad going to start running??

Just listen to this southern bell by the name of Tracy.  She knows what is most important in this election.  It isn't picking the guy who is going to help her husband keep his job, it's keeping a guy with a name like "Obama" out of the white house.

Tracy: I can't imagine a President of the United States being named President Obama. I really have a problem with that and I'm not the only one.

Q: Because that means what to you?

Tracy: His background. A mother that was atheist. Huh, that really gets to me. A father that was a Muslim. That should get to everyone.

Tracy, bless your heart!  Jesus will support you for voting against the devil.

These real Americans are Christians who love America (Palin and McCain supporters).

They know what happens when you run a negro who isn't a first stringer.  The guy is related to terrorists!

We are going to win this election by a landslide.  Remember, we have God on our side!

We knew McCain was going to win this debate, but I don't think anyone realized how bad McCain would destroy Obama.

It was a total ass kicking.

McCain was basically toying with Obama all night. 

He even got Obama to acknowledge that McCain supporters want him to be killed!  If Christians Republicans want Obama dead, you know he must be a terrorist agent of Satan!  That is Check and Mate!

So how bad did McCain beat up on Obama?

Don't take my word for it, check out these polls:

Who did the best job in the debate?

Republicans

McCain (R) 68
Obama (D) 18

That's right!  Among Republicans, 68% thought McCain won the debate!  That is a great %!

MediaCurves.com has it even stronger for McCain:

Among Republicans 70% felt that McCain won the debate as opposed to 18% for Obama.

Thats right!  Only 18% of Republicans thought that Obama won the debate!!

McCain beat Obama sooooo bad, that he was able to have a little fun and make fun of Obama's big lips and tongue:

That was so classic!

I think voters really liked what they saw.

The best part is when McCain nails Obama on his new taxes for Joe the Plumber:

Brilliant.

Get ready America for President John McCain!!  YEAH!!!

I couldn't have said it better myself:

Real Americans hate foreigners.  They are stupid, they are foreign, they seem to love universal healthcare, and they don't like our wars.  So screw em! 

So if the foreigners like a candidate (they looooooove Obama) they it clearly means he is anti-American.  And when they don't like a candidate, well, then you KNOW that candidate is a real American.

Just watch how these dumbass foreigners rip on Palin.  Looks like she is going to be getting all our votes afterall!

For some reason people are upset about this billboard:

What?

You can't put a totally truthful billboard up these days without the blacks and the gays getting mad?

What if they put up a billboard that said:

"John McCain is an American hero, and is the most deserving person to be president of the United States, a country he loves, unlike Obama who is a mulsum."

Would THAT billboard cause a problem too??  It's 100% truthful as well!

I just don't get blacks and gays.  They both have it so good. 

In order to keep my quality of living, I had to go to a private university for my undergraduate degree, and then to another private university for my graduate degree.  It cost my Dad countless thousands of dollars!

What do blacks need to do to keep up their quality of living?  Just fill out a form for welfare and food stamps!  How easy is that??

Gays too.  Think about all the money that my wife wastes on crap.  Gays will never ever have that problem!  They get to keep all their money!  It's perfect.

So when I see a billboard like this, I think they should just keep quiet and not speak out.  That is what the founding fathers would want.

Just see what they might be planning.  You can't trust science or scientists.

Just listen to the fans booooo Obama as Palin takes the ice:

Disgusting... (if you can't see the video, click here)

Our economy is doing GREAT!  Don't listen to the liberal media, the Dow is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

This link expands the current status of the Dow:

http://over9000.ytmnd.com/

Deep down, they know McCain is the best choice.

Deep down, they know McCain is the best choice.

We are the greatest and richest nation ever!

Well we all knew it was coming.... another landside victory for McCain.

The best part of the debate was when McCain referred to Obama as "That one".  Brilliant!

I can't wait to hear more about "That one" and it looks like McCain will be using that line a lot more:

A Republican official emails, on background:  The most memorable line of the night belonged to John McCain. McCain pointed out that “That One” vote for the 05 energy bill. Look for Republicans to note in coming days that “That One” also voted for higher taxes at least 94 times; “That One” has associations with unrepentant terrorists, etc…

Guess what That-One, you are going down (to Hell).

Finally people are starting to react properly to Obama and his supporters.

This guy deserved it.

The article stated:

'He was telling me that he was going to kill me.

'I couldn't believe it was happening - and just because I was wearing an Obama T-shirt. He was trying to make me walk somewhere quieter, saying: 'I've got something for you,' and 'I'm going to kill you.'

You might say, "But LAK, this guy was shot just for wearing a TShirt."  Yes this is true, but you need to think about it in Biblical terms.  Obama is probably the Anti-Christ (93% confidence level), so fighting against him and his supporters goes beyond the laws of man and direct to the laws of Jesus.  Mainly, you must ignore the 10 commandments when you are fighting Satan, less Satan take over the world!

But, if you are an Obama supporter, you don't have to fear being attacked... just repent and support Jesus/McCain.  Problem solved!

I was sent this graphic from the McCain camp and told that I could post it on my site.

I am so proud.

Just 400 more points and I earn a coffee mug!

We are number 1!

Never before in history has a country been so amazingly successful that it was able to carry a debt of 10 trillion dollars.

To give you and idea, this is what 10 trillion dollars looks like:

$10,000,000,000,000.00

How much is that really?

It's about $34,000 per person in the US.  SWEET!!

Now liberal pussies will say that this is a BAD thing... but think about it.

If you are a normal American, you might have $15k in credit card debt.  But, if you are really rich, you might have $800k in credit card debt.

You see?  The more debt you have, the better off you are!

i.e. we are better off than any country has ever been!

Thank you Bush.  Thank you McCain!

The Chicago Cubs were the odds on favorite to win the World Series this year.

But that wasn't enough for them.  They needed to do something to increase their chances.

They should have turned to Jesus and God, and asked for victory.  But they knew....  They KNEW that God would smite them down because they are spawn from the same evil city that has spawned the most evil person to walk the earth since Hitler, and the man who many believe is in fact that Anti-Christ: Barack Obama.

So, knowing that God would reject them, they decided to turn to evil.  That evil came in the form of a Satanic Priest!

Rev. James L. Greanias, who is a "Greek Orthodox" priest was called upon to bless the dugout with "holy water."

Ladies and Gentlemen, this so called "priest" doesn't even celebrate Easter on the right sunday!  We have Jesus, they have Zeus, I think you know which one is real and which isn't.

So, should we be suprised that the cubs have been utterly destroyed in the first 2 games after turning to Rev Greanias and Zeus?  NO!  God and Jesus won't stand for that kind of nonsense, and they are letting the world know that there is only 1 true God, and that god is God (and Jesus).

Did you see Sarah Palin (the future VPILF) win the debate tonight?  She was AWESOME!!

Ok.  I'll admit I didn't watch the debate.

I was going to watch it ... really.

But then...

I saw it.

How could I NOT watch Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed???

It was AWESOME!!!  I learned how to do so many tricks!

Of course, I won't ever do them, because that's witchcraft, and magicians should be stoned, but man it was cool.

So, even thought I didn't watch the debate, I know what was said... let me recap:

Palin:  I will fight for every day Americans

Biden: I love Al Queda, homosexual marriage, and I want our troops to die in Iraq so that I can use it as a talking point to get elected.

Palin:  I love America, and I trust in God.

Biden:  I hate America and wish I lived in France.  There is no God, and if there was I would worship Satan.

Palin:  I want to give tax cuts to all Americans.

Biden: I want to take all your money and force you to live next to blacks and mexicans.

etc.

So you see, Palin won.  End of discussion.

This kid makes me wish I had some little Bill'Os running around my house.

I don't know why this women, who is clearly a Republican, is saying that she wants Hillary to win, but her comments about the A-Rabs and Blacks are right on the money!

Fareed Zakaria has written a new piece for Newsweek where he makes the claim that:  McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as VP is "fundamentally irresponsible!"

Oh really???

Well you know what I call fundamentally irresponsible!?!! 

How about the fact that someone named Fareed Zakaria has a job working for Newsweek???

How about the fact that he looks like this:

How about the fact that he speaks with an accent, and yet is allowed to comment on US issues?

How about the fact the his guy is not in GITMO right now??

How about the fact that any day of the week, this guy or one of his family members, might be allowed on the same flight you are on!!??

THAT is what I fundamentally irresponsible!

I'm an American, a Republican and a Christian, and I don't take kindly to brown skinned, accent speaking, mulsum worshiping foreigners bad mouthing America's greatest hero of the past 100 years: John McCain!

When I first saw the cover of The New Yorker I thought they were just saying that Palin has done a wonderful job watching over Alaska has the greatest Governor they have ever had (and clearly the hottest Governor!!), but they seem to be neglecting her amazing foreign relations experience.

But I was wrong!!

Take a closer look:

That is RUSSIA!! 

You see, Palin was keeping track of both Alaska AND Russia at the same time!

Clearly she is the most experienced VP pick of all time!  I can't wait for the VP debate when she gets to smack down that dumbass Joe Biden.

I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN!!!!

MCCAIN WON THE DEBATE!!!

HE KILLED OBAMA!!!

IT WAS A 100% SLAUGHTER OF MUSLUM IDEAS!

MCCAIN IS THE BEST!!

OBAMA IS AN IDIOT!

MCCAIN IS GREAT!

OBAMA IS MUSLUM!!

In times like these, we need a leader who is sure of himself. This is John McCain.

McCain knows that no matter what, he will win the debate tonight. So why not start running ads today that declare him the winner?  I call that "forward thinking".  

Jesus once said "why put off till tomorrow what you can do today" and this is exactly what McCain is doing, declaring victory today, rather than wasting an entire day before declaring the win tomorrow.

We know now that the Republican presidents are picked by God to lead the world: George Bush told us that, so my guess is that God has already told McCain all the questions in the debate so he can have the answers read in advance, thus guaranteeing a win in the debate.

The big question is, will Obama deny that he is a mulsum tonight??  I hope the moderator will ask him if he loves Iran more than America.... that will make for some good television!!!

Most artists are homosexual pusillanimous bastards.  That we know.

But when you find a *real* artist who is a solid Republican, you need to do what I did: hire him to make a painting for your library.  Well, to be honest I was first going to put it in my library, but I am never in there, so I put it in the east wing foyer where more people will see it.

Have you ever seen something so amazing?

Ok my friends... hold on now...

We got some problems in our economy (caused by Obama) and I think that we all need to take a break from the campaign and work on the economy for a while.

But noooooo.  Obama wants to keep the debate on friday!!  How is John McCain supposed to focus on campaigning AND the economy at the same time??  Do you think George Bush ever has to focus on 2 things at the same time?  NO!  So why should John McCain?

By reusing to reschedule the debate, Obama has just proven that he hates America, hates our government, hates the economy, hates white people (because whites have jobs that are impacted by the economy taking a dump), and hates women.

So Obama, why are you such a racist?

I bet recently you have been hearing a lot about how McCain's chief economic advisor Phil Gramm caused the mortgage/banking/insurance crisis via his bill that removed regulations on those industries to help protect peoples investments.

I have to admit, the liberals make a good argument (even if it is not true).  They basically try to convince you that 1) McCain and Gramm pushed through deregulation 2) Deregulation caused the recent financial meltdown, (and here is the leap of logic) so therefore McCain and Gramm helped cause this disaster.

How stupid do they think we are?  Just because you helped pass a law doesn't mean you are *for* that law!  For example, John McCain said he wouldn't vote for his own immigration bill.  See?

But if you get some lib up in your face about how Bush and McCain caused the economy to die in America, just point them to the facts: Obama caused the financial crisis!

"Home mortgages have been a political piñata for many decades," writes Stan J. Liebowitz, economics professor at the University of Texas at Dallas, in a chapter of his forthcoming book, Housing America: Building out of a Crisis.

Liebowitz puts forward an explanation that he admits is "not consistent with the nasty-subprime-lender hypothesis currently considered to be the cause of the mortgage meltdown."

In a nutshell, Liebowitz contends that the federal government over the last 20 years pushed the mortgage industry so hard to get minority homeownership up, that it undermined the country's financial foundation to achieve its goal.

See that?

The reason we are in this giant problem isn't because of McCain and Bush, it is because of Obama and the other blacks (and/or mexicans) who go out and buy houses!

I know that legally black people can own property, and I think changing that would be pretty hard to do in the short term, but isnt' there anything we can DO???  First they killed home values by buying houses in nice neighborhoods, forcing everyone to move if they still wanted to live in a crime free neighborhood, and now they have killed our economy!  Something must be done, what can we do?

This ad is great:

I like how they drive home the Muslum part.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

McCain kicks Obama's ass in so many categories.

Who is more fit to lead?  Who is healthier?  Who is smarter?  Who loves America more?  Who loves Jesus more?  Who does Jesus love more? etc.

Now we have another category: Who has more pimp rides?

Answer:  McCain has 13x more cars than Obama!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHA 13 times more!!

You know you suck at life when you and your wife only own 1 fricking car.  They are a 1 car family!!! HAHHAHAHAHA!!!  Obama you are so pathetic.

Do you know ANYONE (in the US) who only owns 1 car and isn't on welfare?  Me neither!

I even heard a rumor that Obama sometimes BIKES places!!!  No I don't mean a motorcycle, I mean a BIKE, like what you rode around when you were like 12 years old!! HAHA.   What is this, France???  HAHAHHAA Obama you evil muslum tool.  You can't get Osama Bin Laden to spring for an extra couple cars so you can fit in with us here in America?

Now, to be fair, I only own 4 cars, and I have to admit that I actually have friends who only own 3 cars (they don't have any kids, so it's cool with me).  But to only own 1 car is down right unamerican!

Obama, come back when you can afford a few of these:

(PS Obama BLOWS!)

Alan Greenspan is one crazy old man.

What I mean is...

He is super old, and therefore super crazy.

Just look at this dude:

Personally I don't think anyone over 65 should be allowed to work in the federal governemnt.  Old people are just clueless and don't really understand anything.

For example, recently he made the totally crazy statement that we are in for a once-in-a-century economic crisis.

Come again??  Has he not been watching TV lately?  John McCain has been saying over and over and over that our economy is fundamentally strong.

Did you hear that Alan?  "Fun-da-ment-ally stroooooooong".

Greenspan didn't stop there... he had even MORE crazy things to say.  For example, he said that giving tax cuts to weathly Americans, while at the same time borrowing billions from the Chinese, would be a BAD idea!  I guess this guy really hasn't been hearing McCain talk at all. 

Who is this guy?  What makes him qualified to make these wild and crazy predictions?  The liberal media just tries to find some old guy who used to work for Bill Clinton or something and then they convince him to say the economy is bad and that is "news"?

Let me ask you this... if it IS news, then why isn't FoxNews reporting on it??

Check and mate.

I have been following the news of John McCain aka "Maverick", so closely, I didn't even realize what today is:

9/11

However, I am always prepared.  I setup special annual alarms in my house that go off each 9/11 to make sure that I don't forget.  So thankfully, I am safe.

I write this blog from my bunker in the basement of my house.  I paid Pedro, the guard for our gated community, an extra $10 to be SUPER alert today, but I bet he just sent the money back to his family in Mexico and is going to NOT have a raised awareness as is needed.

Anyway, I am bunkered in, but I am still very concerned.  I have no idea where Barack Obama is today.  WHERE IS HE DAMN IT?!?

His websites tells you his schedule pretty much all the time, but I went to his site and couldn't find any info about here he is!! 

He could be in my city!

He could be in YOUR city!

Do you know if your family is safe?  Barack could be in your town RIGHT NOW!

Listen to the news (FoxNews) for updates on where Obama might "strike"!

I am disgusted to learn that development has started on "Ghostbusters 3."

Why does this disgust me, and why are the writers, directors, and stars of this new movie all going to hell?

Because Jesus is the Holy Ghost!

You wanna go "bust" Jesus huh?

I think we know where you stand on Jesus, Ghostbusters.  You want to see him "busted"!

Well guess what, YOUR going to be the one "busted" when satan dines on your entrails as you writh in agony in the pits of HELL!!!

During the Democrat conve