If you haven't seen the show 24, you need to start watching it RIGHT NOW!!
In fact, I think the Department of Homeland Security should just make it manditory for every citizen of this country to watch this show!
There are many lessons about our country and terrorism that we can learn just by watching!
So without further adieu... I give you my Top 10 Lessons Of "24."
- If you suspect your Muslum neighbor of being a terrorist, follow your instincts and assualt him until he confesses (just like the US Government would).
If you don't, they might nuke Los Angeles!! Do you really want all those deaths on your head? No? Then you better go have a little "conversation" with that foreign looking guy who lives on your street! Just tell him, Jack Bauer sent you!
- Terrorists can't be trusted.
Sometimes you make a deal with them and they go back on that deal. If only we knew this before going into Baghdad! Dang! Why didn't anyone tell Bush about this?? WTF!
- Don't give terrorists access to our spy satellites!
Even if you have worked out a deal with a terrorist (see lesson 2), you should not negotiate a deal that allows them to tap into our spy satellites. In the end, they just end up using them against us!! Man they are tricky!
- Muslums should be thrown in camps!
In the show we clearly see 2 things having to do with internment camps. First, if the president would have followed the advice of his white, male advisor, then all the muslums would have been in a camp, and they couldn't have nuked LA. Second, the muslums that WERE thrown in a camp were mostly guilty, as they were seen plotting and talking about their on going opeartions against the US. So we can clearly see that internment camps for muslums is a good thing. They keep terror attacks from happening, and it is a quick way to get all the terrorists in jail. How you like them apples Dems?
- Terrorist will trick you with elaborate plans!
You think you have them figured out, and then BAM they hit you with a total twist that you never saw coming! Like they might demand that you release some prisioners, but in reality they don't realy care if those prisoners get away! I know!!! Crazy! They are great at tricking the President, so you shouldn't blame the President when he is outsmarted by a terrorist.
- All terrorists are Mulsums.
I don't know if this was something that we learned from 24... I mean, I have been saying this for years, but 24 hammers home the point so that there is no debate about it. Muslum = Terrorist = Muslum... Q.E.D. If you don't konw what Q.E.D. stands for, then you obviously went to a public school and are probably a dumbass Democrat. (You are dumb). HAHHA powned!
- Black men make terrible presidents.
If Barak Hussien Obama, (a.k.a. Barak Osama) makes it on the ticket, remember this point. There is no denying this fact. 24 has had not 1 terrible black president, but 2!! Can we afford to repeat the mistakes of the 24 world in our real world? Putting black men in the white house was a disaster! People were dying left and right thanks to these guys! Terrorists were roaming the streets, free to blow up nukes any time they wanted! Can we really afford to elect a black president? I don't think so.
- If a President is related to a past President, then both Presidents were terrible!
On 24 the first (black) President was named David Palmer. He did a terrible job and let countless people die! Then, in later episodes, his brother Wayne Palmer has been elected President, and HE does a terrible job. 24 is clearly telling us that if you ever have 2 related Presidents, they are BOTH terrible Presidents. Can you tell who they are talking about?? Think about it. Two different presidents from the same family who both do a terrible job as President? You figured out who it is? Yep, they are warning us about Bill and Hillary (the hell spawn)! We can't let this happen!
- Women are incompetent Presidential Cabinet members!
As if sticking us with another black president wasn't enough to ensure the destruction of the United States, the 24 writers also put a women in the Presidential Cabinet, and I am not talking about Secretary of Education or something useless... they made a women the National Security Advisor. Are you kidding me? Of COURSE she is going to end up getting millions killed... duh! Never send a women to do a man's job!
- Ask God what to do!!
Not once during the entire crisis have I ever seen the President on 24 ask to be alone while he prayed to God for the answer!! Not... one... time!! In this respect, the writers have just gone waaaaay of base. This is President Bush's main method of decision making, but in the world of 24 the black president, who may or may not be named after Saddam Hussien, and may or may not be a muslum himself, doesn't bother 1 time to stop all his advisors from blabbing, and ask God what he should do. Maybe if he spent more time asking God what to do, and less time with his mortal "advisors" he could have protected the United States and indeed the entire world the way George W. Bush has!
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