If there is one thing that Liberals will never understand, it's that God is real and they are going to hell.
But, if there is a second thing that they will never understand, it is that being smart isn't a good thing.
Liberals LOVE to act as though being smart and educated is a positive, when we Republicans know that it just makes you a damn fool!
Think about this... you get a Republican who goes to a Christian school, gets a high school education maybe, gets married at 19, has 3-4 kids by the time he is 21, works on the farm or at the ol'mill, drives a pickup truck (milage be damned!) and you ask him some questions...
Q: Is God real?
A: Hell yeaw He real. And I'll kick the crap outta any queer who say he aint! (correct)
Q: What is the most dangerous treat to our nation?
A: The damn Mexicans that keep comin up round these parts. Takin our jerbs and speakin their damn mexican languages. If I see one those wetbacks playing soccer I am gonna get my shotgun and run them outta town! (correct, Barack Obama would have also been a correct answer)
Q: Was invading Iraq the right decision?
A: Fuck yea! That bastard bomd our country and I say good riddens. And to all the pussies who are upset about it I say we just nuke the whole God Damned camel jockey land. There aint nothing but jews and muslums there anyhow. (correct)
Q: Who you going to vote for?
A: John McCain, who else, the muslum? (correct)
Now, you take a standard liberal who has graduate degrees and is a "scientist" or something and ask him the same simple questions.
Q: Is God real?
A: Well that is a deep philosophical question that many a great man has pondered over the..... blah blah blah. The point being, he isn't sure. (wrong, God is real)
Q: What is the most dangerous treat to our nation?
A: Well based on the most recent reports from the current NIE I would have to say that short term our most dangerous military threats are from North Korea who recently created a nuclear bomb while we were busy in Iraq, and Pakistan, who posesses hundreds of nukes and whos country is composed of radical islamists. Economically our most dangerous threat is from China and the EU who continue to pass us by economically. Long term, I think our biggest threat is that of global warming. (wrong, possible correct answers were, Iraq, Obama and muslums)
Q: Was invading Iraq the right decision?
A: Well, given the benefit of hindsight I think we can clearly say that the Iraq war was a mistake to go into espically now that we know how the current adminitration mislead the.... blah blah blah. (wrong, it WAS the right decision)
Q: Who you going to vote for?
A: Well, because Healthcare is very important to me.... (we had to cut him off there, because he was just going to be wrong again, the right answer is McCain).
Which brings me to my main point:
So you can see that being smart is not an advantage but a disadvantage!!
Liberals are trying to make it very public that "John McCain finished in the bottom 1% of his graduating class" because they think that it will make people think he isn't smart.
First of all liberals, being smart is a bad thing, as I have proven above.
Second, the American people are dumb. They won't understand your mathmatical "bottom 1%" jargon.
Third, your math on the "bottom 1%" isn't even correct, seeing as how he graduated 894/899, which means there were 5 people out of almost 900 who did WORSE than he did!! So obviously he isn't the "bottom 1%" when there are 5 guys who did worse than him.
Fourth, are you not aware that the greatest President this country ever had was a poor student? That's right, George W. Bush was a C student! So by that logic, John McCain will be an even GREATER President than Bush!
Fifth, smart people are not street smart like John McCain. When the President is negotiating a trade deal, do you want a President who will use "communication" and "smarts" to get the deal done, or would you rather have a guy who will call his wife a cunt just to rattle the other people in the room? I want the guy who will hold no punches, literally.
We want the class clown, the bully, the tough guy. We don't want the class president, the smarty pants who went to a fancy school. Got it?
