Attention Suspected Terrorists: We Will Torture You!#
Waterboarding is Dick Cheney's favorite way to torture people. Just in case there was any doubt in the mind of a suspected terrorist, we will torture you. There is no doubt about it; no need to be coy. Jesus is not happy that you are a terrorist, or that you might be a terrorist, or even that you have possibly been accused of maybe knowning someone who could be a terrorist, or even if you are just a Muslum.

There is no excuse. You could have proven you were not a terrorist before you were snatched by the CIA, so why didn't you do any of them?

Did you change your name, from something terrorist sounding like "Bairak Osama" to something "US friendly" like "George Washington."

Did you donate to the Republican National Committee or GOP.com (God's Own Party)? $2000 would go a long way to show you are Pro-America and Pro-Bush.

Did you give up Muslumism and join a Christian Church? Why not? You want to go to hell??!?

So, if you don't do these things, what can you expect?
The documents show that detainees were hooded, gagged, strangled, beaten with blunt objects, subjected to sleep deprivation and to hot and cold environmental conditions.

"There is no question that U.S. interrogations have resulted in deaths," said Anthony D. Romero, Executive Director of the ACLU.

The autopsy reports list deaths by "strangulation," "asphyxiation" and "blunt force injuries."


So remember, if you think that someone might consider you to be a terrorist suspect, and you don't want to be tortured to death, you might want to take some steps now to avoid the pain!!

Praise the lord!

 

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Fred Thompson is a PIMP!!! (Part 3)#

They just keep piling on the evidence that my main man: Fred "Law And Order" Thompson, is a total pimp.

Joe Scarborough knows what I'm talking about, as he asks if Thompsons wife "works the pole" wink wink!

Hell yes she does!

Top that Hillary!! You are WAY less attractive!

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More Evidence That Fred Thompson Is A PIMP!!!#

Yes, this man is a PIMP!!!

Please take notice, that girl is NOT his daughter, that is his WIFE!!!  DAMN!!

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Ronald Regan v2.0!!!!l11!1!1 HELL YEA M-Fers!!#

Obama (muslum), Clinton (hellspawn), Edwards (Psychic and host of "Crossing over with John Edwards"), meet your doom!!

Fred Thompson is here to save the day!! This guy is sooo awesome, he is Regan 2.0!

Basset hound!!! OH YEA! 

Not only is Thompson totally awesome, but this guy is a fricking PIMP!!

First, he got married at 17 to some chick in highschool, so you know he was having tons of sex with an underage girl.  I bet that will get him the black vote: they love R Kelly right?

Then, after he got sick of her bitching, he ditched her like a tru player, and started hooking up with tons of girls half his age like this chick, country music (the best kind of music btw) singer, Lorrie Morgan:

 

After running through countless blondes, Thompson decided to settle down, with a hot ass trophy wife who is OVER 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM!!! OH HELL YES!!

 

Oh yea!!!  Who can top that??? 

 

 

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