Democrats are just like 5 year olds#

They are both cry babies who bitch and cry about everything!!!

Boo hooo, we don't have healthcare!!!  HAHAHAAH STFU!

I took the quiz below to see how many 5 year olds I could take in a fight (and therefore how many Democrats I could take).

28

How many can you take?

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Monday, March 31, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Bush Cheered By All At Opening Day#

Baseball fans are "real Americans" so you know that all baseball fans are Republicans.

Just listen to the crowd go crazy when Bush is announced!


In case you are wondering, they aren't boooing, they are saying "Buuuuuuush."

 

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Monday, March 31, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Well I guess we are going to Hell#
Typical Muslum, hates America and wants to kill someone

I go on the Internets to look up some news on how well Iraq is going and what do I see for a headline?

Muslims more numerous than Catholics: Vatican

WTF!!

What are we supposed to be doing now you might ask.  Well I have some suggestions we can start on right now. 

First, we can keep up the Bush policy of bringing the war to the Muslums wherever they may be, wheather it be Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Australia or even Birmingham!  If we can bomb these people back to the stone age, or earlier, that will put a big dent in their numbers.

Just think about it!!!  This article says there are 1.3 Billion Muslums.  Bush has single handedly reduced that number by at least a million!  We need to keep that up!

Second, we need to stop getting in the way when these guys want to kill each other.  They call it "genocide", but I think we should call it "population management."  Just let them slaughter each other: no need for the UN "peace keepers".  In fact we should arm both sides, and let them go at it!

Finally, stop sending them aid in the form of food and medicine!!  If we can let 10% of them die from starvation, and another 10% from aids and other stuff, we will be going in the right direction!

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Sunday, March 30, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

God Damn Illegals / Blacks / Foreigners / Liberals / Homosexuals / Terrorists#

I have been saying it for years now, and it is finally happening.

In the United States, over the last 50 years black women have produced an average of 9 chidren (with some popping out as many as 38.  38 babies!!!), thanks to welfare programs that Bill Clinton (hell spawn) designed to give them more money for making more babies.

Add that to the fact that illegals are flooding into the country, 10 or sometimes even 15 per car!

Add that to the fact that because of the so-called "coffee shops" like Starbucks, more Americans are considered "Latte Sippers" than at any other point in our history!

Add that to the fact that in some places (blue states) it is "ok" to be gay.  People will actually admit in public that they are homosexuals, and they seem to think that they should not be in stoned for this?!

Plus, thanks to the Democrats, more and more muslum terrorists are flooding into the country, settup up "sleeper cells" where they sit and wait for their chance to attack.  But in the mean time, they have nothing better to do that use our resources and work for the Barack Obama campaign.

So what is the end result??

THIS!!!!!

Well are you happy yet?

Do you really want Satan to take over Earth, because based on how many of you are saying you are "Democrats", it sure looks like you do.

 

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

Raining McCain#

"Obama Girl" has nothing on the "McCain Girls!"

I give you "Raining McCain!"

 

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Kicking Ass!!#

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

We all know that we live in the greatest country on Earth (I used them term "we" because only Americans should be reading this blog, NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED, understand?), and we all know that we have the greatest military in the history of the universe thanks to Jesus.

But every now and then it's nice to get a real understanding for just how much we kick ass.  You screw with America, and we will not just retaliate against you; we won't just retaliate against your country; we might even retaliate against some other countries too; hell we will probably destroy your entire civilization!!!  We follow the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!  You think he would take getting slapped in the face and just turn the other cheek?  Hellz no MFers!

So just take a look at the graph below to realize how awesome we are!

Maybe next time some terrorist wants to bomb our cities or try running for President of the United States they will look at this and realize that they better just let Hillary win the nomination unless they want a storm of bombs to come raining down on their native country.

Click the image to enlarge:

Usa military kicks ass you know it mother fuckers!!  Jesus must be so proud of us right now.

 

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Friday, March 14, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Liberated#

With McCain wrapping up the nomination, I knew that President Bush would feel a degree of liberation, but I didn't realize how bold and steadfast he would be in displaying how liberated he feels:

 

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Obama = Extreme Muslum Terrorist#

Finally the media is catching on!

I have been screaming it for years now that Barak Hussein O(b)sama is really just working for Al Qaeda, and it is very nice to see other media outlets picking up on this very important piece of information.

For example this article entitled: Are Americans So Bored With Reality Television They'd Put a Black Islamic Extremist in the White House?

To Islamic extremists (like there is any other kind!), watching Senator Barak Hussein Obama parading around on TV is just like looking into a mirror. "Muslims (or Islamists) are born into Islam by blood," says Pastor Deacon Fred, "Being Islamic is like being diabetic – you got yourself a disease that is carried in the blood! Amen? It is just like Jewish folks are born Jewish and coloreds are born colored. Sure, some people think they can convert to Judaism or stay out in the sun long enough to make folks think they are Negroes, but Jews and colored folks don't really welcome them as true Jews or coloreds.
Finally word is getting out!!

We need to keep up the momtum. Tell everyone at your Church!! Just ask them, "Hey Fred, do you think we should elect a president who wants to have us all executed for believing in Jesus Christ? Well, then you better not vote for Barack Osama!" That should get the point across.
Monday, March 03, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

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