Hell Yes We Torture!#

As a Republican, I can say that I am 100% behind George Bush and John McCains decision to torture people who may or may not have information and/or committed or have been accused of committing, or have the same name as someone who may have committed a crime.

Liberals want to "put them in jail" and "allow them to know what they are being charged with" and "let their family know where they are."  Screw that! 

Who cares if we end up torturing some "innocent people."  After all, who is an "innocent person" anyway?  Liberal act as if it is just random chance that gets these people picked up.  It isn't random!!!

God made me born in the United States because I am a good person.  God made those hethens born in that shit hole called the rest of the world because they are NOT holy!!  You liberals think that just someone born in Iraq could be "innocent" even if they ADMIT they worship ALLAH!!! 

So as far as I am concerned, any "a-rab" that gets tortured probably deserved it, and I am glad to see that George W Bush and John Q. McCain agree with me.

No, a film production company called "Amnesty International" has produced some kick ass videos for 2 reasons.

1) Show Americans how sweet it is to waterboard some muslum who doesn't worship God.

2) Show Muslums what to expect if they ever come into contact with Americans (people of God).

So, enjoy!

AWESOME!!!  The music is sweet and I love how that guy is being drowned!!  Praise Jesus!


 

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Monday, April 28, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Stupid Scientists Almost Get It Right#

Scientists are so dumb.

In a recent article on the BBC website (what the hell is the BBC anyway?) they suggested that the human race "nearly split in two". 

Oh is that right?  It nearly split in two?

How about this, get out of your hethen labs where you concoct your devious potions and go out into the world, and it will be very clear that there ARE two types of humans! 

There are Gods people:

 

 

 

 

Then there are the evil ones who God has "marked" with dark skin so we will know they are followers of satan:

 

 

 

 

 

 

So don't give this this crap about "almost" 2 races.  There ARE 2 races, and I am glad to be part of the good guys, and not the evil doers!

 

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Friday, April 25, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Best Video Ever#

Have you ever wanted to see Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton get the crap kicked out of them?  Yea I know, like every single day right?

Well, your dream has come true, thanks to my favorite show (and the number 1 show among all Republicans clearly, so long as you don't count QVC) : Wrestle Mania!!!!

These Wrestlemania wrestlers are so amazing, I don't know how they can take such a beating and still come back for more!  They are true Americans!

I love it when Barack and Hillary are left lifeless... AWESOME!

 

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Thursday, April 24, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Iraq: Its soooooooo worth it!#

I keep seeing these stupid graphics all over the internet.

 

What is the point of these?  They are supposed to make you think that the Iraq war isn't worth the money we are paying for it.  But let me tell you, it is WELLLL worth it!  Every dollar!

Think about it...  what IF we sent every kid to a headstart program.  Well, you would have kids growing up in better situations, expecting to have better lives etc.  Who's going to want to live in the ghetto then?  They aren't!  All of a sudden they are going to be like "I am too good for the ghetto" and then they are going to want to move into MY neighborhood!!  Then we are going to get in a legal fight because the board of my gated community is going to be like:

"It's not that we won't allow blacks to live here, it's just that, we aren't interested in you personally living here, and because you are black too that doesn't help things in terms of home values and stuff, you know what I am saying right I mean common brotha you can "dig it" right, it's like think of it this, way one day my kids start hanging out what black kids, the next day its gansta rap, and pretty soon they are getting capped in a drive by!"

So they would call that "discrimination" of course playing the race card, and then we would have a legal problem, and Jessie Jackson would be out in front of my house etc etc etc.

Or take this example:

Oh great that is just what we need, more kids going to college, give me a break.

So what happens when we send more kids to college?  Well first thing is that I am going to have a harder time finding people who are willing to work 60 hours a week for 5.15/hour.  They are going to be like "Thank you for the offer sir, but I have a degree from Purdue University where I majored in industrial engineering and I believe I should receive additional remuneration" and I would be like "God damn you Demon-crats, WTF I need some poor people to do some cheap work, so take this 5.15 and start delivering these pizzas you hippie!".

Not only that, but what happens when all these "college educated people" start trying to take MY job. 

I spent a LOT of money going to private universities, and now some POOR kid gets to come in and have an equal chance for a job like mine just because he "worked hard"!?!?! WTF!!

Finally, think about this.

Barack Obama was once just a stupid black kid with dreams of blowing up American cities in glorious jihad.  We could have dealt with him.  But now, with a college education, he is in a position to possibly take over the world and proclaim America a "Mulsum nation, under Allah, divisible by forces of satan, with no liberity, or justice, for any Christians"!!  All because we let him go to college!

Trust me every dollar spent in Iraq is WORTH it.

Plus, my oil futures are through the ROOF!!! HAHAHAHA OH YES!

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

I would love 3 trillion dollars!#

That would be so sweet to win 3 trillion dollars:

 

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

MUSLUMS ATTACKING MY SITE!!!!!11!11#

WARNING: The following post contains muslum language.  For those of you who agree that looking at this type of writing can cause illness or other harm to come to those of us who are pure of heart you should not read any further!

I wrote an article the other day about how the Jews were doing us proud by getting their military together to kick poor people their land when we can use that land for something better.

But in the comments I found this horrible message:

I guess not even the good internets are safe anymore!

I am flying to DC later today to meet with some people from DHS to talk about what kind of threat this may pose to our country.

Thankfully I have a full set of web logs to help the NSA and CIA find these terrorists and torture the hell out of them!

 

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Friday, April 11, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Hey Obama, I got something for you...#

Suck it Obama, you terrerist lovin mulato!

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Physicists Closer To Proving God Exists (and hates Democrats)#

A while ago I posted about this very subject.  Physicists (which are like scientists, except they believe in the Bible) believed that they could prove God exists with some new machine somewhere or whatever.

Well, guess what atheists??  They are very close now!!!

Physicist expects 'God particle' will be found soon

HAHAHHAAA STFU liberals and atheists!!  Now what do you all you scientists have to say huh???  Where is your Darwin now??  Or would you prefer Richard Dawkins??

Doesn't matter, you will all go to hell!! HAHA LOL.  Sux 2 b u!  :)

What I am wondering is this, how many of you atheists are going to come crying to me for forgiveness?  Asking me to pray to God on your behalf, begging for his mercy??  I got sour news for you Jack.  I might pretend to help you, but when I say my prayer I will be telling God what I really think of you people. 

Smite them Lord.  Now they know the truth, let them suffer for their evil ways!  Rain down hot acid upon them and their family!!  Strike their friends and loved ones with terrible disease!!! OH YES IT WILL BE GREAT!

You see atheists, you picked the way of the wicked, the way of evil, the way of satan, instead of siding with the ever lasting love, joy and compassion of God.  Now BURN IN HELL FOR EVER!!!

UPDATE:

The physics evidence for God just keeps piling up!  Based on this, it seems they have used physics to prove the Bible is RIGHT!!  Suck it scientists!!  You guys suck.  There's a new sherrif in town, and their name is "physicists" and they aren't constrainted by your evil science ways!

 

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Liberal Lies!!!#

This is NOT TRUE!!!

Barack does NOT beat Paper, or McCain!!!

I bet this was made by a terrorist!

 

Wednesday, April 02, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

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