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What has this world come to?

6 years ago we were basking the in glow of a Republican dominated government.  Everything was great!  We were starting wars, gas prices were on the rise, stock market was up, employee wages were down, Democrats were peeing their pants at the tought of trying to argue with Dick Cheney.

Now, 6 years later, look at what we have become. 

Can you think of a more Republican group than the KKK?  You could argue the NRA or NAMBLA are more Republican than the KKK, but they are right up there.

And now what do we have??  The KKK endorsing Barack Obama.

Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, Imperial Wizard Ronald Edwards exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch" as President.

How sad... and it gets worse...

Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund.

"The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary."

Mr. Monroe and Mr. Edwards, have you forgotten your roots??

Who stood strong with you when we were fighting to keep segeration going??

Who blocked the doors of the public schools from the black kids when the democratic federal government ordered you to let them in??

Who continues to fight against homosexuals??

Who continues to fight against immigrants (mexicans)??

Can't you see that we have the exact same interests as you do??!?!

Lately I have been wondering, "Am I the only one who thinks John McCain and Jesus have a TON in common?" I am glad to see that many others agree with me that McCain and Jesus are nearly 1 in the same.

Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart said Saturday that the party's presumed presidential nominee has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.

"John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross," Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. "He never denounced God, either."

Everhart was praising McCain for never denouncing the United States while he was being tortured as a prisoner of war in Vietnam.

So just in case you missed the point of her comments:

McCain = Jesus

USA = God

I LOVE those metaphors!!  USA!! USA!!! USA!!!

I was reading my Bibles the other day (I like to read several different versions at any one time and pick the sections from each that I agree with) and I noticed something.  There is no section in the Bible with all caps.  There is no "AND GOD SMITED THE HETHEN LIBERAL ABOMINATION..." passages. 

So, seeing as God has decided that using all caps is clearly not Christian-like, I will be removing any comments that are posted in all CAPS from now on.

That is all.  Praise to Jesus.  Praise to Bush.  Praise to McCain. 

For any of you moderates out there who are still not sure if you should vote for John McCain, I hope this clears things up for you:

The last 8 years have been fricking awesome, and by voting for John McCain we can keep this gravy train rolling for at least another 8!!  Lets do it!

New Obama pictures have surfaced:

 

OK folks I have done my job and found you a wonderful site where you can learn all the reasons to hate Obama as the devil he is.

Humanevents.com which has been leading the conservative movement since before we let people like Barack vote and go to schools with us Republicans (so you know they are a good honest Christian based Republican organization) has put together a newsletter so you can learn all the terrible things about Barack Obama!

I think you all need to go sign up for this newsletter so when those hippie liberals start talking about this dark skinned closet-muslum, you can be armed with a whole slew of things to spew back at them. 

Fist off you can use my favorite facts:

1) Obama is black.  God marked black people with dark skin so we could be wary of them and recognize their evil from a distance.

2) Obama is a secret muslum.  If Obama isn't a secret muslum why won't he come out and say "If elected president I will not follow the commands of Osama Bin Laden and destroy the united states."  Why won't he say this???

3) His middle name is Hussein!

After this you can use the knowledge from the Obama Exposed newsletter.

Lets band together people.  If we don't now only will there be a Democrat in the while house, but there will be a black person in the white house.  As Republicans, we can't let this happen!