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"Israel's message is simple: If you don't, we will. "

Please please please please please please please please.

Someone sent me this link, all I can see is the headline that says "God Arrested For Selling Concaine Near Church!!!"  The rest of the page is not loading for me!!!!!  OHHH I hate the evil internets.  I wouldn't have this problem if the tubes weren't getting all stuck with stuff.

Can anyone tell me what the article says?

Did God say anything to his followers?

Did he have a message about voting for John McCain?

When will the rapture be???

If there is one thing that Liberals will never understand, it's that God is real and they are going to hell.

But, if there is a second thing that they will never understand, it is that being smart isn't a good thing.

Liberals LOVE to act as though being smart and educated is a positive, when we Republicans know that it just makes you a damn fool!

Think about this... you get a Republican who goes to a Christian school, gets a high school education maybe, gets married at 19, has 3-4 kids by the time he is 21, works on the farm or at the ol'mill, drives a pickup truck (milage be damned!) and you ask him some questions...

Q: Is God real?

A: Hell yeaw He real.  And I'll kick the crap outta any queer who say he aint!  (correct)

Q: What is the most dangerous treat to our nation?

A: The damn Mexicans that keep comin up round these parts.  Takin our jerbs and speakin their damn mexican languages.  If I see one those wetbacks playing soccer I am gonna get my shotgun and run them outta town!  (correct, Barack Obama would have also been a correct answer)

Q: Was invading Iraq the right decision?

A: Fuck yea!  That bastard bomd our country and I say good riddens.  And to all the pussies who are upset about it I say we just nuke the whole God Damned camel jockey land.  There aint nothing but jews and muslums there anyhow.  (correct)

Q: Who you going to vote for?

A: John McCain, who else, the muslum?  (correct)

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Now, you take a standard liberal who has graduate degrees and is a "scientist" or something and ask him the same simple questions.

Q: Is God real?

A: Well that is a deep philosophical question that many a great man has pondered over the..... blah blah blah.  The point being, he isn't sure.  (wrong, God is real)

Q: What is the most dangerous treat to our nation?

A: Well based on the most recent reports from the current NIE I would have to say that short term our most dangerous military threats are from North Korea who recently created a nuclear bomb while we were busy in Iraq, and Pakistan, who posesses hundreds of nukes and whos country is composed of radical islamists.  Economically our most dangerous threat is from China and the EU who continue to pass us by economically.  Long term, I think our biggest threat is that of global warming.  (wrong, possible correct answers were, Iraq, Obama and muslums)

Q: Was invading Iraq the right decision?

A: Well, given the benefit of hindsight I think we can clearly say that the Iraq war was a mistake to go into espically now that we know how the current adminitration mislead the.... blah blah blah.  (wrong, it WAS the right decision)

Q: Who you going to vote for?

A: Well, because Healthcare is very important to me.... (we had to cut him off there, because he was just going to be wrong again, the right answer is McCain).

Which brings me to my main point:

So you can see that being smart is not an advantage but a disadvantage!!

Liberals are trying to make it very public that "John McCain finished in the bottom 1% of his graduating class" because they think that it will make people think he isn't smart.

First of all liberals, being smart is a bad thing, as I have proven above.

Second, the American people are dumb.  They won't understand your mathmatical "bottom 1%" jargon.

Third, your math on the "bottom 1%" isn't even correct, seeing as how he graduated 894/899, which means there were 5 people out of almost 900 who did WORSE than he did!!  So obviously he isn't the "bottom 1%" when there are 5 guys who did worse than him.

Fourth, are you not aware that the greatest President this country ever had was a poor student?  That's right, George W. Bush was a C student!  So by that logic, John McCain will be an even GREATER President than Bush!

Fifth, smart people are not street smart like John McCain.  When the President is negotiating a trade deal, do you want a President who will use "communication" and "smarts" to get the deal done, or would you rather have a guy who will call his wife a cunt just to rattle the other people in the room?  I want the guy who will hold no punches, literally.

We want the class clown, the bully, the tough guy.  We don't want the class president, the smarty pants who went to a fancy school.  Got it?

 

When California started letting the homosexuals to marry, I knew it was the beginning of the end for marriage in general.  What married couples have is special, (used to be special) and now that it has been tarnished, why bother?  Might as well just get a divorce. 

Think about it. 

Remember when you were 15 and you were about to get your first car.  Your dad said you could have any car you wanted so long as it was under 200k and street legal?  Remember those days?

You thought long and hard and finally arrived at your decision: a Mercedes Benz SLK.  It was so awesome.  You never wanted to part ways with that car.

But now, imagine that Pedro the mexican kid who got a "Scholarship" to attend your private school (and who also did your family's yard work) ALSO got a Mercedes Benz SLK.

Then, owning the SLK would be basically meaningless!  Why bother owning a car like that if people like Pedro own the same car?  It's pointless.  You might as well just smash it to pieces for the hell of it rather than continue to own the same car as a person like Pedro.

The same thing applies to marriage.  I don't even want to be married anymore.  It's like I had this thing that I could hold over homosexuals and be like "See?  I am better than you because I am not disobeying God" and now I don't have that anymore.  Instead, now we are BOTH married.  It's almost like somehow I am a little bit homosexual myself just for being married.  All the gays are getting married... I am married.... does that make me a little gay??  That really pisses me off.  I'll have to talk to a lawyer.

 

A big thanks to my friend "Greeky" for sending me this awesome image:

Greeky is awesome.

As a young adult, this guy actually took out a loan to buy powerful paintball gun.

Now I would have preferred that he bought a REAL gun so that he could shoot any foreign bandits coming through the area, but who could have forseen the future when the same type of evil foreigners would actually be on the verge of taking over the White House?

How old is the Earth?

This is a question that lots of scientists waste their lives trying to figure out. It's a pointless exercise, especially when we already know the answer: 6000 years.

It's so simple, even Children's coloring books get it:

When I look at this picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur, only 2 things come to mind:

1) Damn, Jesus was fricking AWESOME!!

2) Jesus is sure like John McCain in a LOT of ways.  I bet if Dinosaurs were still around, John McCain would ride them too.

 

You all need to check out www.ImVotingRepublican.com.

They have a great video explaining why we need to vote for Republicans!

 

We already knew Obama was a liar.  That is why God shamed him and marked him with colored skin.

But now we have proof!  Behold Obama's birth certificate!

Now all along Barack has said his name was "Barack Hussein Obama" but it turns out it was all a lie!

His real name is....

Barack Hussein Obama II

That's right, he is a Jr!!!

We can't have a Jr in the White House!!!  We believe in originality in the United States.  There has never been a Jr in the White House, and if Jesus has anything to say about it, there never will be!

 

The most important thing, aside from forcing our Children to worship Jesus Christ for their own good, that a President can do, is to be a master for foreign policy.

People in the Obama campaign keep saying that he will be ok with foreign policy, but just because you are a foreigner, have a foreign name, are a secret muslum, and have relatives who came from Africa, doesn't mean you are qualified to deal with foreign issues because to YOU those issues would not be foreign policy, they would be homeland policy!

Just think about how confusing it will be for Obama in meeting with the Department of Homeland Security! He will keep thinking they are talking about defending Africa or Iraq!  "No Barack, the United States is the homeland we keep talking about, not your Muslum country of berth."

Just listen to this clip of him talking about his meeting with German President Vladimir Putin!



Does Obama know German President Putin?? I bet not!!

In fact, they asked Obama if he knew the German President and he said "Are you talking about Koehler or Chancellor Merkel?" HAHHAAHAHA No Barack you dummie. We are talking about German President Vladimir Putin!!

HAHAAH Barack you are dumb!  You moran!

 

I got this email today.  It shows what appears to be an artists rendering that Obama had comissioned to show how he will redesign the White House.

This is terrible!  How could he do this to our Capital of our Christian Nation?!?

As I said before, there is a lot of evidence that Obama is really just a single man (or maybe partnered with Michelle) Al Qaeda sleeper cell who was instructed to take over the White House and America from inside and turn it Muslum!

I have seen some evidence that suggested that Obama had a special "timer" setup by Osama bin Ladin to trigger Obama into action.  The suggestion was that the trigger was "Once McCain says 'my friends...' 1000 times on CNN begin your mission" and I happen to have gone back and checked and it all matches up.  Just 5 days before Obama announced McCain went on CNN and said "My friends, there is no doubt that we will be out of Iraq within 6 months" and that was his 1000th time saying "my friends".  I think that is more than a coincidence.